Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

We're all in this alone.

It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the r

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

A journey of a thousand miles starts under one's feet.