The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.

I'm glad I was not born before tea.

Indeed, the first noble truth of Buddhism, usually translated as `all life is suffering,' is more accurately rendered `life is filled with a sense of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.'

"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest."

How apt the poor are to be proud.