This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.

The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.

Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise, and you'll be Gary, Indiana.

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