Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.)

San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.

Use an accordion. Go to jail.

I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human.

Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies.

We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.