What a bonanza! An unknown beginner to be directed by Lubitsch, in a script by Wilder and Brackett, and to play with Paramount's two superstars, Gary Cooper and Claudette Colbert, and to be beaten up by both of them!

All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.

"Are you police officers?" "No, ma'am. We're musicians."

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.

The better part of valor is discretion.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives. I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one.