The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.

Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse.

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear the pages.