Littering is dumb.

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where the limits are.

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.

The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

A morgue is a morgue is a morgue. They can paint the walls with aggressively cheerful primary colors and splashy bold graphics, but it's still a holding place for the dead until they can be parted out to organ banks. Not that I would have cared nor

"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?"