Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.

"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating."

I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say.

Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You use them when you've got nothing else to try. If they work, they go in the Book. Otherwise you follow the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked.

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?

The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.

It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line.