He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

What on earth would a man do with himself if something did not stand in his way?

The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind.

She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic candidates for president.

Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.

One of your most ancient writers, a historian named Herodotus, tells of a thief who was to be executed. As he was taken away he made a bargain with the king: in one year he would teach the king's favorite horse to sing hymns. The other prisoners wa

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