"Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."

A statesman is a politician who's been dead 10 or 15 years.

"... all the modern inconveniences ..."

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.