The meek shall inherit the earth, but *not* its mineral rights.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

The Worst Musical Trio There are few bad musicians who have a chance to give a recital at a famous concert hall while still learning the rudiments of their instrument. This happened about thirty years ago to the son of a Rumanian gentleman who was

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.