One of your most ancient writers, a historian named Herodotus, tells of a thief who was to be executed. As he was taken away he made a bargain with the king: in one year he would teach the king's favorite horse to sing hymns. The other prisoners wa

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

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My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin.

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.