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What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

Shake William


The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex, no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.

Shake William


It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide.

Shake William


Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want things that nobody else wants.

Shake William


I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

Shake William


The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.

Shake William


There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.

Shake William


Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them.

Shake William


My daddy's brains was so scrambled he thought he was Jesus. They put him in a nut house for 5 years and when he got out, he didn't think he was Jesus, he thought he was *God*! ... Which made me Jesus.

Shake William


Flame on!

Shake William


Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.

Shake William


Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping the top of the barrel.

Shakes William


A man is known by the company he organizes.

Shakes William


If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.

Shakesp William


"There is a God, but He drinks"

Shakesp William


What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?

Shakesp William


A place for everything and everything in its place.

Shakespear William


Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest r

Shakespear William


Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Shakespear William


I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

Shakespear William


Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey, taxi." Two is, "What train do I take to get to Bloomingdale's?" And three is, "Don't worry. It's just a flesh wound."

Shakespear William


The old complaint that mass culture is designed for eleven-year-olds is of course a shameful canard. The key age has traditionally been more like fourteen.

Shakespeare William


If a fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.

Shakespeare William


If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified, let him become president of Harvard.

Shakespeare William


He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.

Shakespeare William


All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.

Shakespeare William


The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

Shakespeare William


It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the r

Shakespeare William


Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house.

Shakespeare William


He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.

Shakespeare William


In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.

Shakespeare William


Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Shakespeare William


You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.

Shakespeare William


For courage mounteth with occasion.

Shakespeare William


When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.

Shakespeare William


Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Shakespeare William


Texas is Hell on woman and horses.

Shakespeare William


Grig (the navigator): ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space armada. Alex (the gunner): What?!? Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against overwhelming odds. Alex: It'll be a slaughter! Grig: That'

Shakespeare William


Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball, soybeans, hogs and basketball. Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic. Berkeley is dedicated to coffee, angst, potholes and coffee.

Shakespeare William


If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

William Shakespeare


Once I belonged to a group that really had THE WORD. I fought like hell for them. But another group came along and exposed the word of my group as shallow and degenerate. They had a better word. So I quit the first group and lost all the friends

William Shakespeare


Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.

William Shakespeare


Look before you leap.

William Shakespeare


Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

William Shakespeare





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