|
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
 Shake William
Patch griefs with proverbs.
 Shake William
The human instinct to censor thrives, as it always will, living in
irrepressible conflict with the human instinct to speak. Outrage,
self-righteousness, and paranoia feed the maw of censorship.
Squelching speech, however, never reduces society's net Shake William
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.
 Shake William
We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it.
 Shake William
Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.
 Shake William
The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.
 Shake William
The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.
 Shake William
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
 Shake William
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
 Shake William
Faith is under the left nipple.
 Shake William
Tempt not a desperate man.
 Shakes William
If there really was a Jewish conspiracy to run the world, my rabbi would
have let me in on it by now. I contribute enough to the shule.
 Shakes William
You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
 Shakesp William
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
 Shakesp William
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
 Shakesp William
Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.
 Shakespear William
A little bit of rape is good for a man's soul.
 Shakespear William
Like ya know? Rock 'N Roll is an esoteric language that unlocks the
creativity chambers in people's brains, and like totally activates their
essential hipness, which of course is like totally necessary for saving
the earth, like because the first th Shakespear William
...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither
does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to
combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is
self-propagating.
 Shakespear William
Harp not on that string.
 Shakespear William
A game can by God repent or we'll punish it.
That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century,
and that's how we'll do it now.
 Shakespeare
William
I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending
their lives doing things they detest to make money they don't want to
buy things they don't need to impress people they dislike.
 Shakespeare William
Better tried by twelve than carried by six.
 Shakespeare William
God is Dead.
 Shakespeare William
For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat terrified at
the results of this evening's experiments. Astonished at the wonderful
power you have developed, and terrified at the thought that so much hideous
and bad music may be put on  Shakespeare William
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
 Shakespeare William
Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think
about sex at all... they become lawyers.
 Shakespeare William
The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense
 Shakespeare William
There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.
 Shakespeare William
But if you wish at once to do nothing and to be respectable
nowdays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study.
 Shakespeare William
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
 Shakespeare William
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade
themselves that they have a better idea.
 Shakespeare William
If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the plantation
and go home.
 Shakespeare William
The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin.
 Shakespeare William
In the long run we are all dead.
 Shakespeare William
A man's house is his castle.
 Shakespeare William
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
 Shakespeare William
"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very
reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."
 Shakespeare William
Eighteen goddess-like daughters are not equal to one son with a hump.
 William Shakespeare
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
 William Shakespeare
I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I
don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected
with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,
the food cheaper, and old men William Shakespeare
A man who cannot seduce men cannot save them either.
 William Shakespeare
He who knows others is wise.
He who knows himself is enlightened.
 William Shakespeare
|
Random Quote
I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
 Shakespeare
|
|
|