Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

Rome was not built in one day.

We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.

With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies. And when she lies, she does not believe herself.

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.

Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful.

"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"

A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.

Words have a longer life than deeds.

Fortune and love befriend the bold.

Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around us in awareness.

Go away, I'm all right.

Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.

There is a secret person undamaged within every individual.

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome.

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.

God helps them that help themselves.

Flame on!

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Time as he grows old teaches all things.

Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.

Many hands make light work.

Like, if I'm not for me, then fer shure, like who will be? And if, y'know, if I'm not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I? And if not now, like I dunno, maybe like when? And if not Who, then I dunno, maybe like the Rolling Stones?

IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

"You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you any old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you fit to hear his view of things?" "Quite the contrary. You must defend your integrity, assuming you have integrit

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.