Rule the Empire through force.

The language of politics is poetry, not prose. Jackson is poetry. Cuomo is poetry. Dukakis is a word processor.

Best Mistakes In Films In his "Filmgoer's Companion", Mr. Leslie Halliwell helpfully lists four of the cinema's greatest moments which you should get to see if at all possible. In "Carmen Jones", the camera tracks with Dorothy Dandridge down a st

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.

Satire is tragedy plus time.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

My dear People. My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks, and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots. Also my good Sackville Bagginses that I w

I had another dream the other day about music critics. They were small and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a painting by Goya.

Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that continues to this day.

You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.

The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful manag

A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

Nice guys finish last.

The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

A witty saying proves nothing.

Free Speech Is The Right To Shout 'Theater' In A Crowded Fire.

Bullwinkle: You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit. General: What does that make YOU? Bullwinkle: What else? An executive.

Genius is pain.

I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.

How apt the poor are to be proud.

Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable.

How is the world ruled, and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists, and they believe what they read.

If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they don't like his necktie.

Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...

Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to

If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse.

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.