"What are you watching?" "I don't know." "Well, what's happening?" "I'm not sure... I think the guy in the hat did something terrible." "Why are you watching it?" "You're so analytical. Sometimes you just have to let art flow over you."

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth.

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.

A prediction is worth twenty explanations.

You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cathedral in Spain: It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man. Above the enterance to a Cairo bar: Unaccompanied ladies not admitted unless with husb

Prizes are for children.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

In dwelling, be close to the land. In meditation, delve deep into the heart. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. In speech, be true. In work, be competent. In action, be careful of your timing.

If I love you, what business is it of yours?

Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her cal

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *___and* fresher

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach, Or what's a heaven for ?

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.

The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.

If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?

True leadership is the art of changing a group from what it is to what it ought to be.

The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.

Theology is an attempt to explain a subject by men who do not understand it. The intent is not to tell the truth but to satisfy the questioner.

TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DESIRE IT, I GRANT YOU MADRAK'S BLESSING: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires for

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?

October 12, the Discovery. It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.