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If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three
years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law
school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.
 Shakesp William
Never take a resume seriously. Resumes only make money for the
people who write the resumes. No resume ever tells an employer how many
times a job applicant has had the clap.
Why, indeed, would anyone hire a person based on a resume written
by a  Shakesp William
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go
to erase it.
 Shakesp William
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from
Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought,
and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon
to be created."
"This is true," He replied.
 Shakespear William
My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose your ignorance; you cannot
replace it."
 Shakespear William
If you know the answer to a question, don't ask.
 Shakespear William
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
 Shakespear William
With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies.
And when she lies, she does not believe herself.
 Shakespear William
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and
ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
 Shakespeare
William
The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men
should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal
weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine
we own.
 Shakespeare William
I am a deeply superficial person.
 Shakespeare William
No one born with a mouth and a need is "innocent".
 Shakespeare William
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.
 Shakespeare William
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
 Shakespeare William
At ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand, and gave it all my heart and all
my soul. At flood tide I returned to read what I had inscribed and found my
ignorance upon the shore.
 Shakespeare William
...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither
does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to
combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is
self-propagating.
 Shakespeare William
Intellect annuls Fate.
So far as a man thinks, he is free.
 Shakespeare William
Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.
 Shakespeare William
No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should be of the hill,
belonging to it.
 Shakespeare William
Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that one can argue
ingeniously on behalf of any theory, applied to any piece of literature.
This is rarely harmful, because normally no-one reads such essays.
 Shakespeare William
She applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: "greasy rouge,
containing crushed and dried insect corpses for coloring, beeswax for
stiffness, and olive oil to help it flow - the latter having the
unfortunate tendency to go rancid several hours a Shakespeare William
"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it."
 Shakespeare William
Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
 Shakespeare William
Necessity hath no law.
 Shakespeare William
Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's
incomplete and saying: "Now it's complete because it's ended here."
 Shakespeare William
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come
into my neighborhood after dark.
 Shakespeare William
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals.
To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.
 William Shakespeare
If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.
 William Shakespeare
Rascal, am I? Take THAT!
 William Shakespeare
The Soviet pre-eminence in chess can be traced to the average
Russian's readiness to brood obsessively over anything, even the arrangement
of some pieces of wood. Indeed, the Russians' predisposition for quiet
reflection followed by sudden preventi William Shakespeare
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
 William Shakespeare
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