Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

... a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and a fly-by-night. These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle Bigger Propositions.

They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God!

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

If we don't survive, we don't do anything else.

Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, "In the Nuts (unground

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

There is a secret person undamaged within every individual.

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.

To do two things at once is to do neither.

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

If a man loses his reverence for any part of life, he will lose his reverence for all of life.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

Nothing succeeds like success.

My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose your ignorance; you cannot replace it."

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.

Rotten wood cannot be carved.

Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping the top of the barrel.

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down.

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

No is no negative in a woman's mouth.

Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.

When in doubt, use brute force.

Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth gr

But you shall not escape my iambics.