We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.

Serfs up!

My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormitory window. We did not act in haste. First we checked to make sure the amplifier would fit through the frame, using the belt from my bathrobe to meas

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

No evil can happen to a good man.

Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.

Great acts are made up of small deeds.

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.

I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out.

A snake lurks in the grass.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

I do desire we may be better strangers.

Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor its great scholars great men.

It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.

Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.

What makes you think graduate school is supposed to be satisfying?

Rome was not built in one day.

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

When you're in command, command.

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.

Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold!

I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.

My daddy's brains was so scrambled he thought he was Jesus. They put him in a nut house for 5 years and when he got out, he didn't think he was Jesus, he thought he was *God*! ... Which made me Jesus.

Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate. Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and great effort pushing boulders into a single

If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude. See in college how we thwart the natural love of learning by leaving the natural method of teaching what each