Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.

Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.

The life which is unexamined is not worth living.

Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.

Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

Faith is under the left nipple.

If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.

Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do.

Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.

Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She

Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are to be avoided at all costs.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.

Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

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Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

Have you ever stopped to think what it would be like to have a woman President? "I can't deal with the Russians today. Not now. I've got my period."

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

I will make you shorter by the head.

"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.

I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.

By perseverance the snail reached the Ark.