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It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.

Shakespear


Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.

Shakespear William


The goys have proven the following theorem...

Shakespear William


Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California will never succeed.

Shakespear William


When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.

Shakespear William


A place for everything and everything in its place.

Shakespear William


What makes you think graduate school is supposed to be satisfying?

Shakespeare


Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than being flat broke and having a stomach ache.

Shakespeare


Shakespeare


If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish.

Shakespeare


If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified, let him become president of Harvard.

Shakespeare


Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

Shakespeare


If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Shakespeare William


The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.

Shakespeare Wm.


Men will fuck mud.

Shakespeare Wm.


Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland: Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons. Five o'clock tea at all hours. In a men's washroom in Sidney:

Shakespeare


It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the r

Shakespeare


If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some.

Shakespeare


He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.

Shakespeare


The Angels want to wear my red shoes.

Shakespeare


I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness; And from that full meridian of my glory I haste now to my setting. I shall fall, Like a bright exhalation in the evening And no man see me more.

Shakespeare


"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it."

Shakespeare


The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some.

Shakespeare


Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart. Harvard's is a subtle taste, like whiskey, coffee, or tobacco. It may even be a bad habit, for all I know.

Shakespeare


And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.

Shakespeare


Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair, hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to

Shakespeare


Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure.

Shakespeare


Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.

Shakespeare


When you're in command, command.

Shakespeare


Use an accordion. Go to jail.

Shakespeare William


Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

Shakespeare William


Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Shakespeare William


The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.

Shakespeare William


The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.

Shakespeare William


Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.

Shakespeare William


I will make you shorter by the head.

Shakespeare William


There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Shakespeare William


Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

Shakespeare William


The greatest productive force is human selfishness.

Shakespeare William


It is better to live rich than to die rich.

Shakespeare William


Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to know the answers.

Shakespeare William


"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial."

Shakespeare William


The streets were dark with something more than night.

Shakespeare William


He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.

Shakespeare William


It is only by risking our persons from one hour to another that we live at all. And often enough our faith beforehand in an uncertified result is the only thing that makes the result come true.

Shakespeare William


Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

Shakespeare William


No is no negative in a woman's mouth.

Shakespeare Wm.


I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, fo

William Shakespeare


No evil can happen to a good man.

William Shakespeare


Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

William Shakespeare


Rome was not built in one day.

William Shakespeare


Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe! Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!

William Shakespeare





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