As long as there are entrenched social and political distinctions between sexes, races or classes, there will be forms of science whose main function is to rationalize and legitimize these distinctions.

My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.

Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher. The butcher is weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and weeks. He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists, but he sings about his gin

For a light heart lives long.

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

What is good? Everything that heightens the feeling of power in man, the will to power, power itself. What is bad? Everything that is born of weakness. Not contentedness but more power; not peace but war; not virtue but fitness. The weak and the

"Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday. Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might emanate from a recent statement he made compar

We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.

Perhaps the remembrance of these things will prove a source of future pleasure.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.

A prediction is worth twenty explanations.

Leave no stone unturned.

"MOKE DAT YIGARETTE"

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Don't overdo it.

Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.

Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Politicians speak for their parties, and parties never are, never have been, and never will be wrong.

The eye is a menace to clear sight, the ear is a menace to subtle hearing, the mind is a menace to wisdom, every organ of the senses is a menace to its own capacity. ... Fuss, the god of the Southern Ocean, and Fret, the god of the Northern Ocean, h

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say, "Storms suck!"

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.

There is a secret person undamaged within every individual.

For thee the wonder-working earth puts forth sweet flowers.

"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks."

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.