Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate. Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and great effort pushing boulders into a single

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.

We're fantastically incredibly sorry for all these extremely unreasonable things we did. I can only plead that my simple, barely-sentient friend and myself are underprivileged, deprived and also college students.

Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.

Better the prince of some inferior court, Than second, or less, in beatific light.

Neckties strangle clear thinking.

My father was a saint, I'm not.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind- bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument follows:

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

The Bible says that woman was the last thing God made. Evidently He made her on Saturday night. She reveals his fatigue.

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack."

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon from sinning, it merely prevents him from enjoying his sin.

We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.

If Karl, instead of writing a lot about Capital, had made a lot of Capital, it would have been much better.

Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers couldn't compete successfully with poets.

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

Alas, how love can trifle with itself!