Just close your eyes, tap your heels together three times, and think to yourself, `There's no place like home.'

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

If a fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.

If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an oncoming train.

It was a female that drove me to drink and I didn't even have the kindness to thank her.

The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.

We're all in this alone.

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.

The meek shall inherit the earth, but *not* its mineral rights.

Every man who has reached even his intellectual teens begins to suspect that life is no farce; that it is not genteel comedy even; that it flowers and fructifies on the contrary out of the profoundest tragic depths of the essential death in which its

It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.

The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It wa

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.