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The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
 Shakespeare
William
"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's ___not the U.S.
Army doing it!"
 Shakespeare William
A word to the wise is enough.
 Shakespeare William
For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat terrified at
the results of this evening's experiments. Astonished at the wonderful
power you have developed, and terrified at the thought that so much hideous
and bad music may be put on  Shakespeare William
"It says he made us all to be just like him. So if we're dumb, then
god is dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side."
 Shakespeare William
The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate.
 Shakespeare William
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
 Shakespeare William
Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them.
 Shakespeare William
If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.
 Shakespeare William
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from
Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought,
and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon
to be created."
"This is true," He replied.
 Shakespeare William
A game can by God repent or we'll punish it.
That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century,
and that's how we'll do it now.
 Shakespeare William
"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very
reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."
 Shakespeare William
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not
far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel
is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
 Shakespeare William
If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the
separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience,
it might well prolong his life.
 Shakespeare William
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals.
To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.
 Shakespeare William
We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb
your cities.
 Shakespeare William
The nearer to the church, the further from God.
 Shakespeare William
When in doubt, use brute force.
 Shakespeare William
Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!
 William Shakespeare
Life is the childhood of our immortality.
 William Shakespeare
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
 William Shakespeare
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
 William Shakespeare
You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
 William Shakespeare
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Even God cannot change the past.
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Joseph
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