With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog,

What an artist dies with me!

Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She

A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the hope of greening the landscape of idea.

The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.

...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is self-propagating.

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money.

I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: There are

I am a deeply superficial person.

Remembering is for those who have forgotten.

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than three hundred years ago. "What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked. In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by slashing his abdomen with a knife.

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.

France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.

Imagine what we can imagine!

"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.

Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.