The life which is unexamined is not worth living.

"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's ___not the U.S. Army doing it!"

A word to the wise is enough.

For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat terrified at the results of this evening's experiments. Astonished at the wonderful power you have developed, and terrified at the thought that so much hideous and bad music may be put on

"It says he made us all to be just like him. So if we're dumb, then god is dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side."

The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate.

Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them.

If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.

After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created." "This is true," He replied.

A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.

"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."

When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

The nearer to the church, the further from God.

When in doubt, use brute force.

Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!

Life is the childhood of our immortality.

The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.