The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...

Everything is possible. Pass the word.

Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation."

I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives. I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one.

As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.

What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.

General notions are generally wrong.

Let me take you a button-hole lower.

There is nothing new except what has been forgotten.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

We may not be able to persuade Hindus that Jesus and not Vishnu should govern their spiritual horizon, nor Moslems that Lord Buddha is at the center of their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews that Mohammed is a major prohpet, nor Christians that Shinto

VII. Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to

Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

"You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten."

Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.

The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon from sinning, it merely prevents him from enjoying his sin.

There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Competitive fury is not always anger. It is the true missionary's courage and zeal in facing the possibility that one's best may not be enough.

The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste?

America, I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.