I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.

He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open.

How should they answer?

Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse.

Practice yourself what you preach.

What fools these mortals be.

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest r

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers. But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time, whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-launch-style "hold" for two to three hours, durin

We should realize that a city is better off with bad laws, so long as they remain fixed, then with good laws that are constantly being altered, that the lack of learning combined with sound common sense is more helpful than the kind of cleverness th

We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.

Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market. If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarri

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.

I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death?

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was manager? One gets sometimes s

Yet creeds mean very little, Coth answered the dark god, still speaking almost gently. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...

God help those who do not help themselves.

"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.

I have a very strange feeling about this...