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"Plaese porrf raed."

Shaw G. B.


If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Shaw G. B.


Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Shaw G.B.


Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

Shaw G.B.


To do two things at once is to do neither.

Shaw G.B.


"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

Shaw G.B.


The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Shaw G.B.


God is Dead.

Shaw G.B.


A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

Shaw G.B.


When alerted to an intrusion by tinkling glass or otherwise, 1) Calm yourself 2) Identify the intruder 3) If hostile, kill him. Step number 3 is of particular importance. If you leave the guy alive out of misguided softheartedness, he will repay y

Shaw G.B.


Indeed, the first noble truth of Buddhism, usually translated as `all life is suffering,' is more accurately rendered `life is filled with a sense of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.'

Shaw G. B.





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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
Baker Russell

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