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The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening. The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any

"...The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed. "That's what the name is called. The nam

"That's no answer," Job said, "And for someone who's supposed to be omnipotent, let me tell you 'tabernacle' has only one l."

Rotten wood cannot be carved.

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum.

Innovation is hard to schedule.

The avocation of assessing the failures of better men can be turned into a comfortable livelihood, providing you back it up with a Ph.D.

Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.

The course of true anything never does run smooth.