Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

The last vestiges of the old Republic have been swept away.

The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.

You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack."

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.