When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

What soon grows old? Gratitude.

You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home.

Business will be either better or worse.

By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those in the South, were of the present standard gauge. The southern roads were still five feet between rails. It was decided to change the gauge of all southern roads to standard, in one day

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?

Faith is under the left nipple.

Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.

Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had no training. And there's no reason for it. So what if I didn't attend the Royal Academy for twelve years? I'm still a professional trying to be the best actress I can. Why doesn't anyone

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

None love the bearer of bad news.