If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.

A little bit of rape is good for a man's soul.

Big book, big bore.

Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.

"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him. "Cabbages and potatoes are better for you and me."

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack."

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

... we must not judge the society of the future by considering whether or not we should like to live in it; the question is whether those who have grown up in it will be happier than those who have grown up in our society or those of the past.

Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Yet creeds mean very little, Coth answered the dark god, still speaking almost gently. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.

I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for nothing. I gave them nothing for something.