Men will fuck mud.

It is easier to be a "humanitarian" than to render your own country its proper due; it is easier to be a "patriot" than to make your community a better place to live in; it is easier to be a "civic leader" than to treat your own family with loving un

It is the business of the future to be dangerous.

If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.

I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death?

We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.