The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It wa

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.