Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really."

Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

Flame on!

Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.

Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.