Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.