Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in the USA. The remainder is thrown out. Republicans usu

Piece of cake!

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.