I love treason but hate a traitor.

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.

[Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment where everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understand more and more that there is something which cannot be understood.

If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the plantation and go home.

...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is self-propagating.

War hath no fury like a non-combatant.