If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.

We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.

Bullwinkle: You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit. General: What does that make YOU? Bullwinkle: What else? An executive.

Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe! Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.

One good turn asketh another.

He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.

The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

God is Dead.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.