You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly.

Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.

... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

I am America's child, a spastic slogging on demented limbs drooling I'll trade my PhD for a telephone voice.

The eye is a menace to clear sight, the ear is a menace to subtle hearing, the mind is a menace to wisdom, every organ of the senses is a menace to its own capacity. ... Fuss, the god of the Southern Ocean, and Fret, the god of the Northern Ocean, h

Nice guys finish last.

We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength. But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant. [...] I could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of her milk w

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