You must know that a man can have only one invulnerable loyalty, loyalty to his own concept of the obligations of manhood. All other loyalties are merely deputies of that one.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

The faster we go, the rounder we get.

A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.

Yawd [noun, Bostonese]: the campus of Have Id.

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Let me take you a button-hole lower.

The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear the pages.

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.

Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion.

Richard Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people, and the world.