The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.

Since everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well burst out in laughter.

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

"You boys lookin' for trouble?" "Sure. Whaddya got?"

Another day, another dollar.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

None love the bearer of bad news.

There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it. The other is to like it rationally.

Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one.

It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.