The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender.

Never promise more than you can perform.