Look before you leap.

"Are you police officers?" "No, ma'am. We're musicians."

You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home.

Love may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags.

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.

I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis. Sit on Otis.

In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.

Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her cal