"Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it."

Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

The sunlights differ, but there is only one darkness.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

To do two things at once is to do neither.

Save the Whales

Government [is] an illusion the governed should not encourage.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

What we wish, that we readily believe.

Well, he thought, since neither Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them... Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced only by Masters of the Universal Way of