If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate the buoyancy for the computed load?

A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking.

WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle to become a parrot or something.

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.

A dead man cannot bite.

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.

Hope is a waking dream.

"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest."