We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.

Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.

Optimism is the content of small men in high places.

Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.

There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

Rotten wood cannot be carved.

The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.

You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead.

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.

Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe? Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business signs to alert the reader than an "S" is coming up at the end of a word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHEC