Piece of cake!

I hate dying.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity.

Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

The meek shall inherit the earth, but *not* its mineral rights.

What you want, what you're hanging around in the world waiting for, is for something to occur to you.

Since everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well burst out in laughter.

The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends without any means.

I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.