Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

Catholicism has changed tremendously in the recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.

Business will be either better or worse.

Most general statements are false, including this one.

He jests at scars who never felt a wound.

It's better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.

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