Rascal, am I? Take THAT!

The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.

The greatest productive force is human selfishness.

By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those in the South, were of the present standard gauge. The southern roads were still five feet between rails. It was decided to change the gauge of all southern roads to standard, in one day

I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a result of controlled substances being in widespread use. Back then, there were no restrictions, in terms of talent, on who could make

VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base. VIII: The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator is fifth grade ari

My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late!

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, the women are pretty, and the children are above-average.

Never buy from a rich salesman.