Two wrongs are only the beginning.

He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open.

To teach is to learn twice.

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.

Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.

There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets truth.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.