Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind.

As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.

"World conquerors sometimes become fools, but fools never become world conquerors."

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.