Never take a resume seriously. Resumes only make money for the people who write the resumes. No resume ever tells an employer how many times a job applicant has had the clap. Why, indeed, would anyone hire a person based on a resume written by a

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

Well begun is half done.

Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.