Thinking you know something is a sure way to blind yourself.

Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.