A place for everything and everything in its place.

Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply and demand. The less of either the people have, the less they want.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

If I could reach, I'd never leave the house.

If we don't survive, we don't do anything else.

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

Nice guys finish last.