Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this business, it probably would be gibberish.

One big pile is better than two little piles.

Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man.

America is a melting pot. You know, where those on the bottom get burned, and the scum rises to the top.

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.