The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.

"MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts."

The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues, for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be simply making a limiting statement about himself.

How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.

I am America's child, a spastic slogging on demented limbs drooling I'll trade my PhD for a telephone voice.

Now, you might ask, "How do I get one of those complete home tool sets for under $4?" An excellent question. Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell plastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they

Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.