If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat.

What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for nothing. I gave them nothing for something.

To generalize is to be an idiot.

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.