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Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when
you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
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Satire is tragedy plus time.
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Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
0. integrated 0. management 0. options
1. total 1. organizational 1. flexibility
2. systematized 2. monitored 2. capability
3. parallel 3. reciprocal 3. mobility
4. functional 4. digital 4. programming
5. re Wilde
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America, I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.
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Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...
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A priest asked: What is Fate, Master?
And the Master answered:
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence.
It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs.
It is that which has caused nations to build bywa Wilde
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening
with an insurance salesman?
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All is well that ends well.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time
they make a law it's a joke.
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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True to our past we work with an inherited, observed, and accepted vision of
personal futility, and of the beauty of the world.
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Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
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I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.
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Don't get mad, get even.
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Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.
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If I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass it around.
Trouble creates a capacity to handle it. I don't say embrace trouble; that's
as bad as treating it as an enemy. But I do say meet it as a friend, for
you'll see a lot of it and y Wilde
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The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
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The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather
a new wearer of clothes.
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An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a
great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures.
I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment.
I have given up everything I was aske Wilde
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Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would.
The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.
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No one born with a mouth and a need is "innocent".
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Better late than never.
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'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan.
Never odd or even.
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
Madam, I'm Adam.
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
Sit on Otis.
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Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:
We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch"
may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine
species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe Wilde
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think
about sex at all... they become lawyers.
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Innovation is hard to schedule.
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The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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A woman takes off her claim to respect along with her garments.
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There is no sin but ignorance.
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A good reputation is more valuable than money.
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Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.
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I will make you shorter by the head.
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Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points.
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How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our
thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another
in the waking state?
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
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Well, he thought, since neither Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines
of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them...
Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced
only by Masters of the Universal Way of Wilde Oscar
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