Home is where the hurt is.

Every man who has reached even his intellectual teens begins to suspect that life is no farce; that it is not genteel comedy even; that it flowers and fructifies on the contrary out of the profoundest tragic depths of the essential death in which its

Another day, another dollar.

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

Innovation is hard to schedule.

The Worst Car Hire Service When David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke. Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California. He put on a cap and lo

Never buy from a rich salesman.

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away".

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.

Beauty is one of the rare things which does not lead to doubt of God.

Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.

If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are to be avoided at all costs.

Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.

The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some.

The pollution's at that awkward stage. Too thick to navigate and too thin to cultivate.

Better tried by twelve than carried by six.

Better late than never.

IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.

Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.

Among all savage beasts, none is found so harmful as woman.

Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.

Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.

What we do not understand we do not possess.

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

Take what you can use and let the rest go by.

When the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is metaphysics.

In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.

Everything is possible. Pass the word.

A word to the wise is enough.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealings with men.