Grig (the navigator): ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space armada. Alex (the gunner): What?!? Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against overwhelming odds. Alex: It'll be a slaughter! Grig: That'

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

What you don't know won't help you much either.

I'm glad I was not born before tea.

There is much Obi-Wan did not tell you.

Let me assure you that to us here at First National, you're not just a number. Youre two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash and another number.

Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey, taxi." Two is, "What train do I take to get to Bloomingdale's?" And three is, "Don't worry. It's just a flesh wound."

Believe everything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad.

In the highest society, as well as in the lowest, woman is merely an instrument of pleasure.

I love treason but hate a traitor.

Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

In dwelling, be close to the land. In meditation, delve deep into the heart. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. In speech, be true. In work, be competent. In action, be careful of your timing.

God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.

CF&C stole it, fair and square.

If we don't survive, we don't do anything else.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.