To have died once is enough.

I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law.

There is no proverb that is not true.

Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

I went to my mother and told her I intended to commence a different life. I asked for and obtained her blessing and at once commenced the career of a robber.

Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret.

You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.

Imagine me going around with a pot belly. It would mean political ruin.

An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie and intrigue for the benefit of his country.

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.

The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.

The salary of the chief executive of the large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this, too, shall pass away."

Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.

When the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is metaphysics.

No one knows what he can do till he tries.

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.