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The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of
management is that success equals skill.
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Woody
It's always darkest just before the lights go out.
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Woody
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant
and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
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Woody
If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers.
But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.
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Woody
Satire is what closes Saturday night.
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Woody
All generalizations are false, including this one.
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Woody
An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.
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Woody
Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie...
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Woody
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible
with raisins in it.
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Woody
Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.
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Woody
Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...
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Woody
Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than
being flat broke and having a stomach ache.
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Woody
Flame on!
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Woody
were found to be wearing neckwear that was tighter than
their neck circumference. The visual discrimination of the 22 subjects was
evaluated using a critical flicker frequency (CFF) test. Results of the CFF
test indicated that tight neckwear signifi Allen
Woody
A snake lurks in the grass.
 Allen Woody
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
 Allen Woody
The day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning,
and lo! now it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished.
 Allen Woody
"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed. Oh, I
know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must
be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people
I don't know yet Woody Allen
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations
Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black Sea cruise liner:
Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles!
Associate the stringing apparata about the bosums and meet
behind, flee then t Woody Allen
"Spare no expense to save money on this one."
 Woody Allen
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Catholicism has changed tremendously in the recent years. Now when
Communion is served there is also a salad bar.
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Bill
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