What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

HR 3128. Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986. Martin, R-Ill., motion that the House recede from its disagreement to the Senate amendment making changes in the bill to reduce fiscal 1986 deficits. The Senate amendment was an amendment to the

It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.

Necessity has no law.

Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.

Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.

CF&C stole it, fair and square.

The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

There is no ox so dumb as the orthodox.

Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.

Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.

The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends without any means.

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.

The only happiness lies in reason; all the rest of the world is dismal. The highest reason, however, I see in the work of the artist, and he may experience it as such. Happiness lies in the swiftness of feeling and thinking: all the rest of the worl

Neckties strangle clear thinking.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.

It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.