Forgive your enemies, but don't forget their names.

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

Everything is possible. Pass the word.

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

The truth about a man lies first and foremost in what he hides.

The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.

I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: There are

The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Don't buy a landslide. I don't want to have to pay for one more vote than I have to.

God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.