Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution. Take the case of any pencil, sharpened by any woman; if you have witnesses, you will find she did

Well, I'm disenchanted too. We're all disenchanted.

I'll never get off this planet.

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure.

Let's do it.

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

To be great is to be misunderstood.

The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday they might force their beliefs on us.

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

There is much Obi-Wan did not tell you.

All is well that ends well.

A violent man will die a violent death.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.

Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.

Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eatin' well.

I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song.

A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behaviour.

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.