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No one becomes depraved in a moment.
 Aeschylus
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
 Aeschylus
The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in
bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
 Aeschylus
You may my glories and my state dispose,
But not my griefs; still am I king of those.
 Catflap
Filthy Rich and
Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
 Edward A. Murphy
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept
better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
 Fuldheim
Dorothy
With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I
try to be a fraud and a half.
 Galsworthy
John
Beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The
danger already exists that the mathematicians have made covenant with
the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of hell.
 Hepbur Dorothy Parker
A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on
Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
 McCarthy
Charlie
"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think
little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and
Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."
 McCarthy
Charlie
I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.
 McCarthy
Eugene
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
 McCarthy
Eugene
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
 Neophyte
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to
examine the laws of heat.
 Parker
Dorothy
The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them,
but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity.
 Parker
Dorothy
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
 Parker
Dorothy
I:
The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin
with a silk sow. The same is true of money.
II:
If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would
probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
III:
There are  Parker
Dorothy
Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.
 Parker
Dorothy
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have
exhausted all other alternatives.
 Parker
Dorothy
Rotten wood cannot be carved.
 Parker
Dorthy
It seems to me that nearly every woman I know wants a man who knows how
to love with authority. Women are simple souls who like simple things,
and one of the simplest is one of the simplest to give. ... Our family
airedale will come clear across t Physicist John von Neumann
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by
twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
 Schlafly
Phyllis
Murray and Esther, a middle-aged Jewish couple, are touring Chile.
Murray just got a new camera and is constantly snapping pictures. One day,
without knowing it, he photographs a top-secret military installation. In
an instant, armed troops surroun hy it wasn't a
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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been
dead for two years.
 Lehrer
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