...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is self-propagating.

If God is One, what is bad?

"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery." "... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said." "I want you to picture the face of

What you don't know won't help you much either.

Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"?

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

I'll turn over a new leaf.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.

The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.

Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes a-begging.

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.

The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues, for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be simply making a limiting statement about himself.

I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending their lives doing things they detest to make money they don't want to buy things they don't need to impress people they dislike.

Nothing recedes like success.

Knowledge is power.

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers. But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.