Who can take the demands of the SDS seriously?

Small is beautiful.

Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity.

To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.

Nobody shot me.

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

If you want divine justice, die.

An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.

WE'RE GOING TO THROW THE MX AWAY AFTER WE BUILD IT. The MX is really [Don't tell anybody!] just a "bargaining chip" in the nuclear-arms- reduction talks with the Russians. See, we have a problem with the Russians. They look at our leaders and they

Life is a series of rude awakenings.

It is enough to make one sympathize with a tyrant for the determination of his courtiers to deceive him for their own personal ends...

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.

In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud." And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done." And God created every living creature that now moveth, and

They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.

If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle. So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it. The "professional" arrives in a truck with lettering on t

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

I am a deeply superficial person.

American cars are made shoddily... Cars made overseas are far superior.

October 12, the Discovery. It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.

I dote on his very absence.

When, in 1964, New Hampshire Republican Senator Norris Cotton announced his support of Bary Goldwater in his state's primary election, he was questioned as to whether this indicated a change of his hitherto "liberal" political views. "Well," expla

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all.

If a man slept by day, he had little time to work. That was a satisfying notion to Escargot.

When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.

The Least Perceptive Literary Critic The most important critic in our field of study is Lord Halifax. A most individual judge of poetry, he once invited Alexander Pope round to give a public reading of his latest poem. Pope, the leading poet of h

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor its great scholars great men.

We are all worms. But I do believe I am a glowworm.

"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar."

You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.

The Russians have put a small ball up in the air. That does not raise my apprehensions one iota.

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

He thinks the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.

My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormitory window. We did not act in haste. First we checked to make sure the amplifier would fit through the frame, using the belt from my bathrobe to meas

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.