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"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."

B Marion Zimmer

Don't guess

Ba Dave

So little time, so little to do.

Baber R.E.

"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."

Babson Roger

I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much.

Bacall Lauren

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

Bach J.S.

There is always something new out of Africa.

Bach Richard

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Bacharach Burt

If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an oncoming train.

Bacon Francis

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

Bacon Francis

The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."

Bacon Francis

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.

Bacon Francis

I will make you shorter by the head.

Bacon Francis

This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly, because the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under which it recently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has "deregulated" the airline industry. What t

Bacon Francis

"World conquerors sometimes become fools, but fools never become world conquerors."

Bacon Francis

Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.

Bacon Francis

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

Bailey P.J.

"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"

Baja Dan Jenkins

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

Baker Russell

Why be a man when you can be a success?

Baker Russell

"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."

Baker Russell

But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and lived in New Jersey. Edison's first major invention in 1877, was the phonograph, which could soo

Baker Russell

You can never do just one thing.

Baldwin James

Too much of everything is just enough.

Baldwin Stanley

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.


Then, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment as her incredible eyes poured forth into mine love, joy, pain, tragedy, acceptance, and peace. "'Bye for now," she said warmly.

Balfour Arthur

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

Balliett Whitney

The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.

Ballou Hosea

Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!


He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.

Balzac Honor'e de

Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm.

Bandits Time

I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of the Hell's Angels]. He wants me to appear as a character witness for him at his murder trial and said he'd be glad to appear as a character witness on my behalf if I ever needed one. Needless

Bankhead Tallulah

"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."

Banks Russell

Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work, work till we die.

Banzai Buckaroo

General notions are generally wrong.

Barber Milt

By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those in the South, were of the present standard gauge. The southern roads were still five feet between rails. It was decided to change the gauge of all southern roads to standard, in one day


... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was manager? One gets sometimes s

Barf Biff

"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery." "... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said." "I want you to picture the face of

Barker Clive

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.

Barrie J.M.

Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.

Barris Chuck

When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"

Barry Dave

Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas" until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.

Barry Dave

A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.

Barry Dave

Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.

Barry Dave

A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family, the care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society which is on its way out.

Barry Dave

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Barry Dave

Honesty's the best policy.

Barry Dave

The greatest productive force is human selfishness.

Barry Dave

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Barry Dave

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.

Barry Dave

All men know the utility of useful things; but they do not know the utility of futility.

Barry Dave

A woman who is guided by the head and not by the heart is a social pestilence: she has all the defects of the passionate and affectionate woman, with none of her compensations; she is without pity, without love, without virtue, without sex.

Barry Dave

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.

Barry Dave

God help those who do not help themselves.

Barry Dave

And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Barry Dave

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Barry Dave

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Barry Dave

Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active.

Barry Dave

The only reward of virtue is virtue.

Barry Dave

It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensiv

Barry Dave

An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.

Barry Dave

For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.

Barry Dave

If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle. So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it. The "professional" arrives in a truck with lettering on t

Barry Dave

A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

Barry Dave

Business will be either better or worse.

Barry Dave

In the highest society, as well as in the lowest, woman is merely an instrument of pleasure.

Barry Dave

I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death?

Barry Dave

XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it. XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice. XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated. XXIV:

Barry Dave

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.

Barry Dave

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Barry Dave

I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: There are

Barry Dave

... "fire" does not matter, "earth" and "air" and "water" do not matter. "I" do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers words. The more words he remembers, the cleverer do his fellows esteem him. He looks upon the great

Barry Dave

If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married. If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.

Barry Dave

None love the bearer of bad news.

Barry Dave

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

Barry Dave

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Barry Dave

Turn the other cheek.

Barry Dave

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

Barry Dave

It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.

Barry Dave

In dwelling, be close to the land. In meditation, delve deep into the heart. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. In speech, be true. In work, be competent. In action, be careful of your timing.

Barry Dave

The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene of shooting employees who make mistakes. We will now refer to this process as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk). The employee is simply there o

Barry Dave

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

Barry Dave

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Barry Dave

"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought t

Barry Dave

The life which is unexamined is not worth living.

Barry Dave

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

Barry Dave

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.

Barry Dave

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

Barry Dave

"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest."

Barry Dave

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

Baruch B.

A prediction is worth twenty explanations.

Battie Bill

I'll turn over a new leaf.

Baudelaire Charles

After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.

Beal Louise

If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.

Bear Greg

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

Beard Charles A.

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.

Beard Peter

Well, he thought, since neither Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them... Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced only by Masters of the Universal Way of

Beaton Cecil

Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish.

Beatty Paul

"The jig's up, Elman." "Which jig?"

Beauvoir Simone de

Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.

Beck Bob

Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.

Becke Samuel

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.


Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.

Beckett Samuel

Long were the days of pain I have spent within its walls, and long were the nights of aloneness; and who can depart from his pain and his aloneness without regret?

Beckett Samuel

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

Beckett Samuel

When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.

Beckman Roman

Suffering alone exists, none who suffer; The deed there is, but no doer thereof; Nirvana is, but no one is seeking it; The Path there is, but none who travel it.

Beeblebrox Zaphod

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

Beecher Rev. Henry Ward

Time goes, you say? Ah no! Time stays, *we* go.

Beer Stafford

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

Behan Brendan

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!

Behan Brendan

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Behan Brendan

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Behan Brendan

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

Belloc Hilaire

What fools these mortals be.

Bellow Saul

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Ben Franklin

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

Benares Camden

Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.

Benares Camden

One man's Mede is another man's Persian.

Benchley Robert

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Benchley Robert

The course of true anything never does run smooth.

Benchley Robert

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Benchley Robert

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.


Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.

Benjamin A.

It's very glamorous to raise millions of dollars, until it's time for the venture capitalist to suck your eyeballs out.

Bennett Alan

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Bennett Arnold

A sinking ship gathers no moss.

Bennett D.

At ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand, and gave it all my heart and all my soul. At flood tide I returned to read what I had inscribed and found my ignorance upon the shore.

Bennett James Gordon

I owe the public nothing.

Bennett W.C.

'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis. Sit on Otis.

Bennett W.C.

Life is the childhood of our immortality.

Bergen Candice

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.

Berle Milton

Perhaps the remembrance of these things will prove a source of future pleasure.

Berlioz Hector

The man-hating woman, like the cold woman, is largely imaginary. She is simply a woman who has done her best to snare a man and has failed.

Berman Edgar

What one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.

Bernanos Georges

Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.

Berner Jeff

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

Berquier Edouard

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome.

Berra Yogi

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

Berra Yogi

The farther you go, the less you know.

Berryman John

Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate. Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and great effort pushing boulders into a single

Biel Gabriel

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.

Bierce Ambrose

Go away, I'm all right.

Bierce Ambrose

Home is where the hurt is.

Bierce Ambrose

An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.

Bierce Ambrose

I hate dying.

Bierce Ambrose

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Bierce Ambrose

Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe? Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business signs to alert the reader than an "S" is coming up at the end of a word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHEC

Bierce Ambrose

The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.

Bierce Ambrose

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

Bierce Ambrose

The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.

Bierce Ambrose

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Bilbo Baggins

Time as he grows old teaches all things.

Bill Adler

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock.

Bill Cain

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

Bill Cain

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

Billings Josh

If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.

Billings Josh

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit.

Billings Josh

From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached.

Billings Josh

You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead.

Billings Josh

...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is self-propagating.

Billings Josh

Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?

Billings Josh

And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.

Binder Dr. L.

You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.

Binstead Arthur

To generalize is to be an idiot.


Porsche: there simply is no substitute.


When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.


Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.

Bir Fred Nietzsche The

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

Bismarck Otto Von

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Bismarck Otto Von

If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.

Bismarck Otto von

Nothing succeeds like excess.

Bismarck Otto von

I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were all these aisles and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and I wasn't tempted to buy

Bismarck Otto von

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.

Bismark Otto von

Two heads are better than one.


You must be the change you wish to see in the world.


Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Blake William

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

Blake William

It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground.

Blake William


Blake William

Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one.

Blake William

Love may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags.

Blaylock James P.

Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait. [If youth but knew, if old age but could.]

Blaylock James P.

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

Blaylock James P.

One learns to itch where one can scratch.

Blaylock James P.

"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun."

Blish James

The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.


Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.


... why should you waste a single moment of *your* life seeming to be something you don't want to be? Lord, that's so simple. If you hate your job, quit it. If your friends are tedious, go out and find new friends. You are queer, you lucky fool, a

Bo Napoleon

When the sun shineth, make hay.

Bo Napoleon

There seems no plan because it is all plan.

Bob Cary Grant

If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.

Bob Dylan

Standards are different for all things, so the standard set by man is by no means the only 'certain' standard. If you mistake what is relative for something certain, you have strayed far from the ultimate truth.

Boffo Mister

If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to do something else.

Bogart Humphrey

It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the r

Bogart Humphrey

Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. [There is no great genius without some touch of madness.]

Bohr Niels

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

Boleyn Anne

VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base. VIII: The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator is fifth grade ari

Bombeck Erma

The coast was clear.

Bombeck Erma

There is no sin but ignorance.

Bon John Dillinger on

Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.

Bono Ed De

He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hopes for the human condition is a fool.

Bonzai Buckaroo

The more the merrier.

Boorstin Daniel J.

The man who runs may fight again.

Boren James H.

If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.

Borge Victor

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

Bosky Bernadette

XLI: The more one produces, the less one gets. XLII: Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing. XLIII: Hardware works best when it matters the least. XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a we

Bosquet Pierre

For thee the wonder-working earth puts forth sweet flowers.

Bossert W.

A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine! [From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]

Boswell James

Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market. If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarri

Bowie David

No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep awake all day.

Bowles Colin

I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.

Bowles Colin

Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.

Bradbury Ray

Man must shape his tools lest they shape him.

Bradley F.H.

Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.

Bradley General Omar N.

I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.

Bramah Ernest

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

Brandeis Justice Louis D.

It is the business of the future to be dangerous.

Brando Marlon

"You would do well not to imagine profundity," he said. "Anything that seems of momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note. Conversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care. Because death is moment

Brando Marlon

The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.

Brant Sebastian

Optimism is the content of small men in high places.

Braun Wernher von

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.

Brecher K.

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Brecheux J.

(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. (3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. (4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as

Brecht Bertold

Many hands make light work.

Brecht Bertolt

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

Brecht Bertolt

Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.

Brecht Bertolt

There are no accidents whatsoever in the universe.

Brecht Bertolt

IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.

Brecht Bertolt

The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.

Brecht Bertolt

A woman employs sincerity only when every other form of deception has failed.

Brecht Bertolt

The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends without any means.

Brenan Gerald

A journey of a thousand miles starts under one's feet.

Brescia Albertano of

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

Brian Herbert

Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...

Briggs Austen

Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.

Brilliant Ashleigh

"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"

Brilliant Ashleigh

We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have.

Brilliant Ashleigh

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.

Brilliant Ashleigh

The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.

Brilliant Ashleigh

There is a secret person undamaged within every individual.

Broder David

With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies. And when she lies, she does not believe herself.

Brodsky Joseph

Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser. But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred.

Brogan Colm

If a man loses his reverence for any part of life, he will lose his reverence for all of life.

Brooks Mel

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

Brooks Atkinson

Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.

Brooks Mel

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Brooks Mel

In the long run we are all dead.

Brothers The Blues

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

Brothers The Blues

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

Broughton Philip

Most general statements are false, including this one.

Brow John Mason

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.

Brow John Mason

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

Brown Governor Jerry

When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.

Brown Rita Mae

A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom.

Browning Robert

Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.

Bruce Lenny

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

Bruce Lenny

There are many of us in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get about the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer and the poor get it in the winter.

Bruce Lenny

It is through symbols that man consciously or unconsciously lives, works and has his being.

Bruce Lenny

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Bruce Lenny

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.

Bruce Lenny

Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.

Bruce Lenny

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

Bruce Lenny

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.

Bruce Lenny

The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.

Bruce Lenny

Never buy from a rich salesman.

Bruce Lenny

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.

Brunner John

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Bruyere Jean de la

I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.

Bry Yul

Save the Whales

Bryson Lyman

Human resources are human first, and resources second.

Buckley Lord

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Buckley William F.

Facts are the enemy of truth.

Buckley William F.

Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.

Buddha Gotama

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Bullwinkle Rocky and

Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little too early for anything you want to do.

Bullwinkle J. Moose

Housework can kill you if done right.

Bulwer-Ly Grand Panjandrum

Necessity hath no law.


Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would. The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.


Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie...


If there is no wind, row.


Charity begins at home.

Bumstead Dagwood

Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

Bungei Shunju

Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her cal

Buren Abigail Van

You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.

Buren Abigail Van

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.

Burgess Anthony

It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.

Burgess Philip Larkin on Anthony

He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than three hundred years ago. "What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked. In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by slashing his abdomen with a knife.

Burke James

We're living in a golden age. All you need is gold.

Burnham Daniel Hudson

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.

Burns George

Burns George

L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.

Burroughs William

All is well that ends well.

Burroughs William S.

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.

Burt Lanier Safford III

Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.

Burton Robert

Man is the measure of all things.

Burton Sir Richard

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Burton Sir Richard

Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.

Business Risky

An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.

Butler Dave

Real wealth can only increase.

Butler Samuel

Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.

Butler Samuel

If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?

Butler Samuel

An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures. I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment. I have given up everything I was aske

Butler Samuel

The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.

Butler Samuel

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

Butler Samuel

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Butler Samuel

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires.

Bux Bastian B.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away".

Byrnes James F.

Walking on water wasn't built in a day.

Bywater T.

It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.

beach. from the

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.

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