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One big pile is better than two little piles.

B Marion Zimmer


Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had

Ba Dave


Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.

Baber R.E.


The superfluous is very necessary.

Babson Roger


The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobb

Bacall Lauren


The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Bach J.S.


The idea there was that consumers would bring their broken electronic devices, such as television sets and VCR's, to the destruction centers, where trained personnel would whack them (the devices) with sledgehammers. With their devices thus permanent

Bach Richard


Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.

Bacharach Burt


Better late than never.

Bacon Francis


Fortune and love befriend the bold.

Bacon Francis


Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome.

Bacon Francis


The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

Bacon Francis


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Bacon Francis


"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."

Bacon Francis


In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.

Bacon Francis


"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?"

Bacon Francis


A snake lurks in the grass.

Bailey P.J.


All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

Baja Dan Jenkins


"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."

Baker Russell


I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death?

Baker Russell


Best Mistakes In Films In his "Filmgoer's Companion", Mr. Leslie Halliwell helpfully lists four of the cinema's greatest moments which you should get to see if at all possible. In "Carmen Jones", the camera tracks with Dorothy Dandridge down a st

Baker Russell


She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.

Baker Russell


In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

Baldwin James


The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.

Baldwin Stanley


Well begun is half done.

Balfour


"You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you any old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you fit to hear his view of things?" "Quite the contrary. You must defend your integrity, assuming you have integrit

Balfour Arthur


The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.

Balliett Whitney


What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.

Ballou Hosea


"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought t

Balzac


But if you wish at once to do nothing and to be respectable nowdays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study.

Balzac Honor'e de


I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.

Bandits Time


She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

Bankhead Tallulah


She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is good at being short.

Banks Russell


Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really."

Banzai Buckaroo


Coincidences are spiritual puns.

Barber Milt


If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.

Baretta


Use an accordion. Go to jail.

Barf Biff


Time as he grows old teaches all things.

Barker Clive


The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.

Barrie J.M.


IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.

Barris Chuck


Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.

Barry Dave


With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Barry Dave


Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.

Barry Dave


Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

Barry Dave


Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Barry Dave


If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.

Barry Dave


Eighteen goddess-like daughters are not equal to one son with a hump.

Barry Dave


The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.

Barry Dave


Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.

Barry Dave


When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Barry Dave


It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where the limits are.

Barry Dave


If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.

Barry Dave


The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

Barry Dave


I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting: a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell more than he knows.

Barry Dave


It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the r

Barry Dave


Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Barry Dave


"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

Barry Dave


When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.

Barry Dave


Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as Cleopatra and sank.

Barry Dave


When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"

Barry Dave


We're constantly being bombarded by insulting and humiliating music, which people are making for you the way they make those Wonder Bread products. Just as food can be bad for your system, music can be bad for your spirtual and emotional feelings. I

Barry Dave


No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should be of the hill, belonging to it.

Barry Dave


Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.

Barry Dave


Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie...

Barry Dave


"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."

Barry Dave


"World conquerors sometimes become fools, but fools never become world conquerors."

Barry Dave


Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do.

Barry Dave


It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.

Barry Dave


If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Barry Dave


Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.

Barry Dave


Work is the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Barry Dave


If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some.

Barry Dave


Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for even the greatest fool may ask more the the wisest man can answer.

Barry Dave


"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"

Barry Dave


Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home.

Barry Dave


Sorry 'bout that sweat, honey. That's just holy water.

Barry Dave


When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Barry Dave


Barry Dave


Never take a resume seriously. Resumes only make money for the people who write the resumes. No resume ever tells an employer how many times a job applicant has had the clap. Why, indeed, would anyone hire a person based on a resume written by a

Barry Dave


Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

Barry Dave


When you are at Rome live in the Roman style; when you are elsewhere live as they live elsewhere.

Barry Dave


The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.

Barry Dave


My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.

Barry Dave


One of your most ancient writers, a historian named Herodotus, tells of a thief who was to be executed. As he was taken away he made a bargain with the king: in one year he would teach the king's favorite horse to sing hymns. The other prisoners wa

Barry Dave


To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education. To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun. To accuse neither oneself nor others shows that one's education is complete.

Barry Dave


A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone, all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.

Barry Dave


That Xanthippe's husband should have become so great a philosopher is remarkable. Amid all the scolding, to be able to think! But he could not write: that was impossible. Socrates has not left us a single book.

Barry Dave


If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.

Barry Dave


Moneyliness is next to Godliness.

Barry Dave


If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.

Baruch B.


"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

Battie Bill


Your wig steers the gig.

Baudelaire Charles


The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?

Beal Louise


The man who has never been flogged has never been taught.

Bear Greg


Intellect annuls Fate. So far as a man thinks, he is free.

Beard Charles A.


per year.

Beard Peter


Grig (the navigator): ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space armada. Alex (the gunner): What?!? Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against overwhelming odds. Alex: It'll be a slaughter! Grig: That'

Beaton Cecil


The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.

Beatty Paul


Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"?

Beauvoir Simone de


Let sleeping dogs lie.

Beck Bob


Set the cart before the horse.

Becke Samuel


If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

Beckett


The last vestiges of the old Republic have been swept away.

Beckett Samuel


When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Beckett Samuel


Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.

Beckett Samuel


Fortune's Guide to Freshman Notetaking: WHEN THE PROFESSOR SAYS: YOU WRITE: Probably the greatest quality of the poetry John Milton

Beckman Roman


If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.

Beeblebrox Zaphod


A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.

Beecher Rev. Henry Ward


No one born with a mouth and a need is "innocent".

Beer Stafford


If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

Behan Brendan


The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.

Behan Brendan


Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Behan Brendan


Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

Behan Brendan


The chief cause of problems is solutions.

Belloc Hilaire


Well, he thought, since neither Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them... Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced only by Masters of the Universal Way of

Bellow Saul


All of us should treasure his Oriental wisdom and his preaching of a Zen-like detachment, as exemplified by his constant reminder to clerks, tellers, or others who grew excited by his presence in their banks: "Just lie down on the floor and keep calm

Ben Franklin


Leave no stone unturned.

Benares Camden


He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

Benares Camden


After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.

Benchley Robert


I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

Benchley Robert


If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Benchley Robert


When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money.

Benchley Robert


Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.

Benjami


The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

Benjamin A.


What fools these mortals be.

Bennett Alan


If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Bennett Arnold


It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Bennett D.


The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends without any means.

Bennett James Gordon


What we do not understand we do not possess.

Bennett W.C.


If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

Bennett W.C.


The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.

Bergen Candice


I have a very strange feeling about this...

Berle Milton


Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.

Berlioz Hector


If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment market is glutted.

Berman Edgar


Rotten wood cannot be carved.

Bernanos Georges


"We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it. For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable; my interest has been to

Berner Jeff


It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Berquier Edouard


In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Berra Yogi


So little time, so little to do.

Berra Yogi


In the long run we are all dead.

Berryman John


The major sin is the sin of being born.

Biel Gabriel


I will make you shorter by the head.

Bierce Ambrose


Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers couldn't compete successfully with poets.

Bierce Ambrose


With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Bierce Ambrose


An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director f

Bierce Ambrose


Mental power tended to corrupt, and absolute intelligence tended to corrupt absolutely, until the victim eschewed violence entirely in favor of smart solutions to stupid problems.

Bierce Ambrose


You get what you pay for.

Bierce Ambrose


He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.

Bierce Ambrose


The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the illiterates can read.

Bierce Ambrose


Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?

Bierce Ambrose


The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals. Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner party of more than two, the epic poem, and the

Bierce Ambrose


"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun."

Bilbo Baggins


Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Bill Adler


There is always something new out of Africa.

Bill Cain


Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Bill Cain


He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than three hundred years ago. "What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked. In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by slashing his abdomen with a knife.

Billings Josh


One good turn asketh another.

Billings Josh


At ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand, and gave it all my heart and all my soul. At flood tide I returned to read what I had inscribed and found my ignorance upon the shore.

Billings Josh


Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.

Billings Josh


American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room with

Billings Josh


... Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr. H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm. One thing I like about the South is, folks there care about tradition. If somebody gets handed a name like "H.

Billings Josh


It is ridiculous to call this an industry. This is not. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me. You're talking about the American way of survival of the fittest.

Billings Josh


If I love you, what business is it of yours?

Binder Dr. L.


Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes a-begging.

Binstead Arthur


Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relative to other matter; second, telling other people to do so.

Bion


Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's incomplete and saying: "Now it's complete because it's ended here."

Bion


By perseverance the snail reached the Ark.

Bion


"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.'"

Bir Fred Nietzsche The


When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.

Bismarck Otto Von


It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

Bismarck Otto Von


... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was manager? One gets sometimes s

Bismarck Otto von


God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.

Bismarck Otto von


There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and over.

Bismarck Otto von


If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

Bismark Otto von


You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Blair


Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?" Bernie: "Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate."

Blake


The old complaint that mass culture is designed for eleven-year-olds is of course a shameful canard. The key age has traditionally been more like fourteen.

Blake William


The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.

Blake William


I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

Blake William


Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.

Blake William


A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble.

Blake William


I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Blaylock James P.


I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.

Blaylock James P.


Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Blaylock James P.


Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Blaylock James P.


There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Blish James


Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

Blore


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Blore


Knowledge is power.

Bo Napoleon


If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.

Bo Napoleon


Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

Bob Cary Grant


Why be a man when you can be a success?

Bob Dylan


Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.

Boffo Mister


The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.

Bogart Humphrey


Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

Bogart Humphrey


Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Bohr Niels


"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away".

Boleyn Anne


A man who cannot seduce men cannot save them either.

Bombeck Erma


[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

Bombeck Erma


Look before you leap.

Bon John Dillinger on


We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have.

Bono Ed De


The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.

Bonzai Buckaroo


The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.

Boorstin Daniel J.


There is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation through suffering.

Boren James H.


To teach is to learn twice.

Borge Victor


Sometimes, too long is too long.

Bosky Bernadette


Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

Bosquet Pierre


A man's house is his castle.

Bossert W.


This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.

Boswell James


God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.

Bowie David


Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Bowles Colin


You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

Bowles Colin


Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.

Bradbury Ray


We're only in it for the volume.

Bradley F.H.


If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.

Bradley General Omar N.


... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

Bramah Ernest


It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

Brandeis Justice Louis D.


I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.

Brando Marlon


A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.

Brando Marlon


None love the bearer of bad news.

Brant Sebastian


Things are not always what they seem.

Braun Wernher von


It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.

Brecher K.


Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

Brecheux J.


Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

Brecht Bertold


A witty saying proves nothing.

Brecht Bertolt


If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.

Brecht Bertolt


We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.

Brecht Bertolt


'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!

Brecht Bertolt


Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had no training. And there's no reason for it. So what if I didn't attend the Royal Academy for twelve years? I'm still a professional trying to be the best actress I can. Why doesn't anyone

Brecht Bertolt


A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

Brecht Bertolt


Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold!

Brecht Bertolt


So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money?

Brenan Gerald


The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex, no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.

Brescia Albertano of


Small is beautiful.

Brian Herbert


I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were all these aisles and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and I wasn't tempted to buy

Briggs Austen


All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.

Brilliant Ashleigh


My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormitory window. We did not act in haste. First we checked to make sure the amplifier would fit through the frame, using the belt from my bathrobe to meas

Brilliant Ashleigh


XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it. XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice. XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated. XXIV:

Brilliant Ashleigh


Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on our heads tomorrow. But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!!

Brilliant Ashleigh


Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

Brilliant Ashleigh


Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Broder David


Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Brodsky Joseph


Go away, I'm all right.

Brogan Colm


Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping the top of the barrel.

Brooks Mel


The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

Brooks Atkinson


XLI: The more one produces, the less one gets. XLII: Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing. XLIII: Hardware works best when it matters the least. XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a we

Brooks Mel


The man who runs may fight again.

Brooks Mel


You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

Brothers The Blues


Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.

Brothers The Blues


I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.

Broughton Philip


Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

Brow John Mason


Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Brow John Mason


If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Brown Governor Jerry


We should realize that a city is better off with bad laws, so long as they remain fixed, then with good laws that are constantly being altered, that the lack of learning combined with sound common sense is more helpful than the kind of cleverness th

Brown Rita Mae


I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out.

Browning Robert


The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

Bruce Lenny


With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

Bruce Lenny


How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?

Bruce Lenny


There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval.

Bruce Lenny


Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.

Bruce Lenny


Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.

Bruce Lenny


"MOKE DAT YIGARETTE"

Bruce Lenny


Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Bruce Lenny


Yet creeds mean very little, Coth answered the dark god, still speaking almost gently. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.

Bruce Lenny


Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.

Bruce Lenny


Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points.

Bruce Lenny


Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Brunner John


Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house.

Bruyere Jean de la


To do two things at once is to do neither.

Bry Yul


We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.

Bryson Lyman


"Do you think there's a God?" "Well, ____SOMEbody's out to get me!"

Buckley Lord


If little else, the brain is an educational toy.

Buckley William F.


If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?

Buckley William F.


Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.

Buddha Gotama


The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.

Bullwinkle Rocky and


Briefly stated, the findings are that when presented with an array of data or a sequence of events in which they are instructed to discover an underlying order, subjects show strong tendencies to perceive order and causality in random arrays, to perc

Bullwinkle J. Moose


In spite of everything, I still believe that people are good at heart.

Bulwer-Ly Grand Panjandrum


Too much of everything is just enough.

Bulwer-Lytton


The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.

Bulwer-Lytton


"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him."

Bulwer-Lytton


Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas" until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.

Bulwer-Lytton


It is better to live rich than to die rich.

Bumstead Dagwood


About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Bungei Shunju


Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Buren Abigail Van


Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre.

Buren Abigail Van


Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.

Burgess Anthony


I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.

Burgess Philip Larkin on Anthony


The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear the pages.

Burke James


Flame on!

Burnham Daniel Hudson


What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

Burns George


The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

Burns George


Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

Burroughs William


Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.

Burroughs William S.


Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.

Burt Lanier Safford III


If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.

Burton Robert


Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

Burton Sir Richard


It'll be just like Beggars' Canyon back home.

Burton Sir Richard


There's no justice in this world.

Business Risky


Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.

Butler Dave


A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.

Butler Samuel


Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Butler Samuel


Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Butler Samuel


Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Butler Samuel


A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.

Butler Samuel


What makes you think graduate school is supposed to be satisfying?

Butler Samuel


In the highest society, as well as in the lowest, woman is merely an instrument of pleasure.

Butler Samuel


If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

Bux Bastian B.


A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the hope of greening the landscape of idea.

Byrnes James F.


He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.

Bywater T.


The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin.

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There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

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