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Ca Mona


Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't.

Cadmus


"I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages. You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working. I have never met you, but if I do you'll need a new nos

Caen Herb


"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest."

Caen Herb


There but for the grace of God, goes God.

Caesar Augustus


Law stands mute in the midst of arms.

Caesar Augustus


Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.

Caesar Gaius Julius


The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, cr

Caesar Gaius Julius


Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.

Caesar Gaius Julius


Practice yourself what you preach.

Caesar Julius


"Nuclear war would really set back cable."

Caesar Sid


The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.

Cage John


Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

Cage John


Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.

Callimachus


[Nuclear war] ... may not be desirable.

Cam Kurt Vonnegut


All religions issue Bibles against Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

Cameron Simon


The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.

Cami Pat Calafia


He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

Camp Henry N.


God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak.

Camus


I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.

Camus A.


Events are not affected, they develop.

Camus Albert


It is through symbols that man consciously or unconsciously lives, works and has his being.

Camus Albert


Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools.

Camus Albert


How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese?

Camus Albert


The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.

Camus Albert


The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.

Capone Al


Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.

Capone Al


We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.

Capone Al


If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

Capp Andy


This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.

Captain Ahab


Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Cardozo Benjamin


The streets were dark with something more than night.

Carlevale Edmund


How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?

Carlin George


Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

Carlyle


For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Carlyle Thomas


Cold is God's way of teling us to burn more Catholics.

Carlyle Thomas


No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

Carlyle Thomas


Well, he didn't know what to do, so he decided to look at the government, to see what they did, and scale it down and run his life that way.

Carlyle Thomas


"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."

Carnegie Andrew


Adhere to your own act, and congratulate yourself if you have done something strange and extravagant, and broken the monotony of a decorous age.

Carpenter Elizabeth


Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.

Carroll Lewis


No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.

Carroll Lewis


Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin' things to preserve their respectability. Thank God I'm not respectable.

Carroll Lewis


I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies.

Carroll Lewis


If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude. See in college how we thwart the natural love of learning by leaving the natural method of teaching what each

Carroll Lewis


The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".

Carson Johnny


I don't give a shit what happens. I want you all to stonewall it. Let them plead the Fifth Amendment, cover up, or anything else if it'll save the plan.

Carson Johnny


War spares not the brave, but the cowardly.

Carson Johnny


Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Carson Johnny


All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.

Carter Jimmy


America is a stronger nation for the ACLU's uncompromising effort.

Carus Titus Lucretius


Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

Carus Titus Lucretius


IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken. Such an object is inevitably price

Carus Titus Lucretius


Great acts are made up of small deeds.

Carus Titus Lucretius


A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.

Cassidy Butch


It seems to me that nearly every woman I know wants a man who knows how to love with authority. Women are simple souls who like simple things, and one of the simplest is one of the simplest to give. ... Our family airedale will come clear across t

Castro Fidel


I'll never get off this planet.

Catalog Whole Earth


Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing.

Catflap Filthy Rich and


Take what you can use and let the rest go by.

Catlin Wynn


The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood.

Cato


If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.

Cato Marcus Procius


The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.

Catullus Gaius Valerius


Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

Catullus Gaius Valerius


Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.

Catullus Gaius Valerius


The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.

Caussade De


The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: "Hey you stinking, fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort."

Cavour Camillo Di


of the time.

Celine Louis-Ferdinand


The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years ahead of my time. My speed is very fast. Some ministers have had to drop out of my government because they could not keep up.

Cervantes


If men are not afraid to die, it is of no avail to threaten them with death. If men live in constant fear of dying, And if breaking the law means a man will be killed, Who will dare to break the law? There is always an official executioner. If

Cervantes


Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken of Vermount noted in January, 1966, "I'm not very keen for doves or hawks. I think we need more owls."

Cervantes


I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

Cervantes


The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be able to correct them.

Cervantes Miguel de


So so is good, very good, very excellent good: and yet it is not; it is but so so.

Cervantes Miguel de


It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.

Cervantes Miguel de


America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.

Cervantes Miguel de


If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.

Cervantes Miguel de


Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Cervantes Miguel de


It is only by risking our persons from one hour to another that we live at all. And often enough our faith beforehand in an uncertified result is the only thing that makes the result come true.

Cervantes Miguel de


The salary of the chief executive of the large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

Cervantes Miguel de


Human resources are human first, and resources second.

Cervantes Miguel de


"We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it. For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable; my interest has been to

Cervantes Miguel de


Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Cervantes Miguel de


An efficient and a successful administration manifests itself equally in small as in great matters.

Ch St. John


As long as there are entrenched social and political distinctions between sexes, races or classes, there will be forms of science whose main function is to rationalize and legitimize these distinctions.

Chadwick Hal


To use violence is to already be defeated.

Chamfort Nicolas


"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception."

Chandler Raymond


Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate. Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and great effort pushing boulders into a single

Chandler Raymond


Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.

Chandler Raymond


The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

Chandler Raymond


Littering is dumb.

Channing William Ellery


Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

Chapelain Maurice


I don't think they are going to give a shit about the Republican Committee trying to bug the Democratic Committee's headquarters.

Chaplin Charlie


"It says he made us all to be just like him. So if we're dumb, then god is dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side."

Chapman George


"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."

Charles Chincholles


Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches.

Charles Darling


Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.

Charles Darling


All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.

Charles Dickens


The Least Successful Executions History has furnished us with two executioners worthy of attention. The first performed in Sydney in Australia. In 1803 three attempts were made to hang a Mr. Joseph Samuels. On the first two of these the rope snap

Charles Dickens


We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

Charles Dickens


Fear is the greatest salesman.

Charles Ives


Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher. The butcher is weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and weeks. He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists, but he sings about his gin

Charles Schulz


Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Charlie Crazy


Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.

Charlot


If you have seen one city slum you have seen them all.

Chateaubriand


That's no moon...

Chavez Cesar


Satire is tragedy plus time.

Chaykin Howard


The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender.

Chazal


I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of the Hell's Angels]. He wants me to appear as a character witness for him at his murder trial and said he'd be glad to appear as a character witness on my behalf if I ever needed one. Needless

Cheever John


Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ances

Chesterson Gilbert K.


I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.

Chesterton G. K.


God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

Chesterton G.K.


October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.

Chesterton G.K.


Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.

Chesterton G.K.


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Chesterton G.K.


If you want divine justice, die.

Chesterton G.K.


Sweet April showers do spring May flowers.

Chesterton G.K.


I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...

Chesterton G.K.


Everyone is in the best seat.

Chevalier Maurice


The superfluous is very necessary.

Chevins Anthony


When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."

Chichester Reverend


If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.

Chill The Big


A witty saying proves nothing.

Chilo


Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

Chris Robert


The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

Christ Jesus


If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Chuang-tzu


I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practice law.

Chuang-tzu


"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can* you believe?!"

Chuck Jones


A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.

Churchill


I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House. President Johnson says a war isn't really a war without my jokes.

Churchill W.


If one inquires why the American tradition is so strong against any connection of State and Church, why it dreads even the rudiments of religious teaching in state-maintained schools, the immediate and superficial answer is not far to seek. ... The

Churchill Winston


If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.

Churchill Winston


"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial."

Churchill Winston


Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

Churchill Winston


If the American dream is for Americans only, it will remain our dream and never be our destiny.

Churchill Winston


"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery." "... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said." "I want you to picture the face of

Churchill Winston


We prefer to believe that the absence of inverted commas guarantees the originality of a thought, whereas it may be merely that the utterer has forgotten its source.

Churchill Winston


A sinking ship gathers no moss.

Churchill Winston


Ninety percent of everything is crap.

Churchill Winston


When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content.

Churchill Winston


Heaven and earth were created all together in the same instant, on October 23rd, 4004 B.C. at nine o'clock in the morning.

Churchill Winston


I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget.

Churchill Winston


Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Churchill Winston


If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.

Churchill Winston


Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.

Churchill Winston


The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.

Churchill W.


That's where the money was.

Churchill W.


All is well that ends well.

Churchill Winston


God helps them that help themselves.

Churchill Winston


Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.

Churchill Winston


The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.

Churchill Winston


Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market. If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarri

Ciardi John


If Presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country.

Ciardi John


I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neigbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico wasn't just crazy about us; for we have always had their good will, and oil and minerals, at heart.

Ciardi John


Lansdale seized on the idea of using Nixon to build support for the [Vietnamese] elections ... really honest elections, this time. "Oh, sure, honest, yes, that's right," Nixon said, "so long as you win!" With that he winked, drove his elbow into La

Cicero Marcus Tullius


Fortune's Guide to Freshman Notetaking: WHEN THE PROFESSOR SAYS: YOU WRITE: Probably the greatest quality of the poetry John Milton

Cicero Marcus Tullius


The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them unsafe.

Claghorn Senator


If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh.

Clapton Eric


Too clever is dumb.

Clarence Darrow to William


It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.

Clark Alex


IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.

Clark Blake


(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. (3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. (4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as

Clark Ramsey


They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom for trying to change the system from within. I'm coming now I'm coming to reward them. First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin. I'm guided by a signal in the heavens. I'm guided by this birthmark

Clarke Arthur


We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

Clarke Arthur C.


My daddy's brains was so scrambled he thought he was Jesus. They put him in a nut house for 5 years and when he got out, he didn't think he was Jesus, he thought he was *God*! ... Which made me Jesus.

Clarke Arthur C.


I place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers to be feared. To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. If we run into such debts, we must be taxed i

Cleaver Eldridge


Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.

Clemenceau


Ten persons who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.

Clement Hal


I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending their lives doing things they detest to make money they don't want to buy things they don't need to impress people they dislike.

Cleyre Voltarine de


You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

Clifton Fadiman


We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.

Clopton R.


Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Clough Arthur


A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.

Cocteau Jean


I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule. Consequently, my family p

Cocteau Jean


America is a melting pot. You know, where those on the bottom get burned, and the scum rises to the top.

Cohan George M.


Man is a military animal, glories in gunpowder, and loves parade.

Cohan George M.


If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world.

Cohen Mickey


Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Cohen Leonard


Anything is possible on paper.

Cointment Joe


Better tried by twelve than carried by six.

Coke Sir Edward


Fay: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity. Truscott: That is a mistake which has been rectified.

Col Lew


Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature!

Colby Frank Moore


When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

Colby F.M.


"Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex." (Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)

Colton


The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.

Colton C.C.


I am a deeply superficial person.

Comics Green Lantern


A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

Confucius


You see, I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to

Confucius


I have just enough white in me to make my honesty questionable.

Confucius


When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.

Confucius


I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

Confucius


When I hear a man applauded by the mob I always feel a pang of pity for him. All he has to do to be hissed is to live long enough.

Confucius


"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

Confucius


Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.

Confucius


I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

Confucius


Politics, like religion, hold up the torches of matrydom to the reformers of error.

Conrad


Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.

Conrad Joseph


Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

Conrad Joseph


The assertion that "all men are created equal" was of no practical use in effecting our separation from Great Britain and it was placed in the Declaration not for that, but for future use.

Coo Alistair


There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary as 'unearned income.'

Cooke Alistair


The fact that people are poor or discriminated against doesn't necessarily endow them with any special qualities of justice, nobility, charity or compassion.

Cooke Alistair


"MOKE DAT YIGARETTE"

Coolidge Calvin


Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

Coolidge Calvin


If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to do something else.

Coolidge Calvin


were found to be wearing neckwear that was tighter than their neck circumference. The visual discrimination of the 22 subjects was evaluated using a critical flicker frequency (CFF) test. Results of the CFF test indicated that tight neckwear signifi

Coolidge Calvin


After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.

Coolidge Calvin


Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.

Coolidge Calvin


The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening. The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any

Coolidge Calvin


Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!

Cooper A.


It's not easy, being green.

Cooper Jeff


What is involved in such [close] relationships is a form of emotional chemistry, so far unexplained by any school of psychiatry I am aware of, that conditions nothing so simple as a choice between the poles of attraction and repulsion. You can meet

Corwin Prince of


Faith is under the left nipple.

Costello E.


Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

Costello Elvis


A little bit of rape is good for a man's soul.

Costello Elvis


If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment market is glutted.

Costello Elvis


Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.

Coult Alan


Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

Couple The Odd


If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified, let him become president of Harvard.

Cousins Norman


The hater of property and of government takes care to have his warranty deed recorded, and the book written against fame and learning has the author's name on the title page.

Cousins Norman


Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait. [If youth but knew, if old age but could.]

Coward Noel


Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.

Cowboy The


Real wealth can only increase.

Crane Dr. Frank


The human instinct to censor thrives, as it always will, living in irrepressible conflict with the human instinct to speak. Outrage, self-righteousness, and paranoia feed the maw of censorship. Squelching speech, however, never reduces society's net

Crane Frank


Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending t

Crane Stephen


There are no manifestos like cannon and musketry.

Crane Stephen


The major sin is the sin of being born.

Credo The Webb Wilder


The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do this to my eyes again.

Crisp Quentin


In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards.

Crisp Quentin


What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

Crisp Quentin


Since everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well burst out in laughter.

Croll John


Work Hard. Rock Hard. Eat Hard. Sleep Hard. Grow Big. Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em.

Cromwell Oliver


Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Crosby Norm


A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

Crowe Joe


Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Crumb R.


I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.

Cuomo Mario


I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

Curtis Charles


Who's scruffy-looking?

Cynic Diogenes the


Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in the USA. The remainder is thrown out. Republicans usu

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