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Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold!
 Eban
Abba
If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your business;
over 80 you are neglecting your golf.
 Eddie Cochran
My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.
 Edison
Thomas Alva
Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.
 Edman
Irwin
If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.
 Edward A. Murphy
Satire is what closes Saturday night.
 Edwards-Duff
Ann
The course of true anything never does run smooth.
 Edwin Meese
Love may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags.
 Efrain Rios Montt
CF&C stole it, fair and square.
 Einstein
Albert
Facts are the enemy of truth.
 Einstein
Albert
Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man.
 Einstein
Albert
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time
they make a law it's a joke.
 Einstein
Albert
Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.
 Einstein
Albert
In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to
his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's
kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment
was expressed by Thomas K. Co Einstein
Albert
I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.
 Einstein
Albert
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
 Einstein
Albert
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
 Einstein
Albert
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
 Einstein.
A.
Haste makes waste.
 Eisenhower
Dwight
Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.
 Eisenhower
Dwight D.
No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.
 Eisenhower
Dwight D.
Mum's the word.
 Eisenhower
Dwight D.
Walking on water wasn't built in a day.
 Eisenhower
Dwight D.
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has
already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished,
and put inside boxes.
 Eisenhower Dwight
Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will
probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a
blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.
 Elaine Stewart
The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.
 Elder
Pliny the
Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while
you're being miserable.
 Eliot
George
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
 Eliot
George
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
 Eliot
T.S.
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near
the earth's surface relative to other matter; second, telling other people
to do so.
 Eliot T.S.
If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified, let him become president
of Harvard.
 Eliot T.S.
Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with
little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.
 Eliot T.Sessay
It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our
offense consists in doubting it.
 Elizabeth I
Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.
 Elizabeth John Greenway
Satire is tragedy plus time.
 Elliot
[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are
two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and
confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a Ellis
Havelock
You cannot see the wood for the trees.
 Ellis
Havelock
I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I
don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected
with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,
the food cheaper, and old men Ellis Nancy
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been
dead for two years.
 Ellison
Harlan
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
 Ellison
Harlan
XXI:
It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
XXII:
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock,
not selling advice.
XXIII:
Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is
currently estimated.
XXIV:
 Elman
Jeff
As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp
the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at
a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.
 Emers Ralph Waldo
Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.
 Emers Ralph Waldo
An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's
chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the
Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone
who has seen the Managing Director f Emerson
At ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand, and gave it all my heart and all
my soul. At flood tide I returned to read what I had inscribed and found my
ignorance upon the shore.
 Emerson
Where there is much light there is also much shadow.
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
The world wants to be deceived.
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go
to erase it.
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability
and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but
money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be
in inverse proportion to the sum involved.
 Emerson
Ralph Waldo
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.
 Emmons
Marguerite
Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.)
 Englan Mark Twain on New
The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by
people who want some.
 Ennius
Quintus
Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling
into her hands.
 Ennius
Quintus
No is no negative in a woman's mouth.
 Enou R.A. Heinlein
From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
 Enoug Lazarus Long
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
 Ephron
Nora
Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires
tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
 Epictetus
One man's Mede is another man's Persian.
 Epstein
M.D.
The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.
 Erasmus
Desiderius
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem
more afraid of life than death.
 Erica Jong
Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
 Erlich
Paul
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
 Errol Flynn
Plus ,ca change, plus c'est la m^eme chose.
[The more things change, the more they remain the same.]
 Ertz
Susan
"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
 Escher
Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.
 Escher
M.C.
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
 Esquire Jun
Getting into trouble is easy.
 Estard Townsperson in
The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do
this to my eyes again.
 Estes
James
The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.
 Estienne
Henri
It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
 Euripides
One good turn asketh another.
 Euripides
Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.
 Euripides
A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.
 Euripides
Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active.
 Evans
Bergan
"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
"Whattaya need?"
"Oh, about $500."
"Whattaya got for collateral?"
"Whattaya need?"
"How about an eye?"
 Examiner
Watchman
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