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None love the bearer of bad news.
 G Gen.
If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish.
 G. Gordon Liddy's
What soon grows old? Gratitude.
 G. Roy
There's nothing worse for your business than extra Santa Clauses
smoking in the men's room.
 G. Roy
The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate.
 Galbraith
J.K.
The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of
management is that success equals skill.
 Galbraith
J.K.
Murray and Esther, a middle-aged Jewish couple, are touring Chile.
Murray just got a new camera and is constantly snapping pictures. One day,
without knowing it, he photographs a top-secret military installation. In
an instant, armed troops surroun Galbraith
John Kenneth
The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.
 Galbraith
John Kenneth
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
 Galbraith
John Kenneth
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to
examine the laws of heat.
 Galilei
Galileo
Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad
woman scarcely exists.
 Gallagher
Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.
 Gallagher
Eugene P.
If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius  Gallaher
M.
What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody
really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time,
whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-launch-style "hold" for
two to three hours, durin Gallaher
M.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
 Galsworthy
John
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve
immortality through not dying.
 Game
It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.
 Gandhi
Never have so many understood so little about so much.
 Gandhi
Indira
Go ahead... make my day.
 Gandhi
Indira
Confucius say too much.
 Gandhi
Mahatma
Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity.
 Gandhi
Mahatma
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
 Gandhi
Mahatma
I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song.
 Gandhi
Mahatma
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
 Garbers
J.
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would
all be millionaires.
 Garfield
Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.
 Garrison
William Lloyd
There is no sin but ignorance.
 Garrison Keillor
There is a secret person undamaged within every individual.
 Gary Gilmore
A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
 Gary Trudeau
The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.
 Gasset
Jos'e Ortega Y
There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he
filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary
as 'unearned income.'
 Gauguin
Paul
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
 Gauguin
Paul
Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.
 Gaulle
Charles de
What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
 Gaulle
Charles de
If you catch a man, throw him back.
 Gaultier
Jules de
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first
overcome.
 Gauss
"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
 Gauvreay
Emile Henry
Turn the other cheek.
 Gavin
General James
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that
reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away
someone else's cash.
 Geis
R.
"Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it."
 Geis
R.
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height
but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble
than to be walked upon.
 Geis
R.
The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men
should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal
weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine
we own.
 Gene Kirkwood
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job
application form.
 Genter
Quentin
Time as he grows old teaches all things.
 George
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
 George F. Baer railroad
The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
 George Kennan
Man must shape his tools lest they shape him.
 George Saunder
A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family,
the care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society
which is on its way out.
 George Seldes
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.
 Gerald Weinberg
I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people
are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen
carrying a modern screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence
terrifies people the most.
 Gerould
Katharine Fullerton
When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
 Gerrold
David
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come
into my neighborhood after dark.
 Gerrold
David
Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners.
In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the
original earth clinging to the roots.
 Gess Bene
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails,
admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
 Getty
J. Paul
Sic transit gloria mundi.
[So passes away the glory of this world.]
 Getty
J.P.
Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers
gathered around to hear what had passed. "At this time," said Nasrudin, "I
only want to say that the King spoke to me." All the villagers but the
stupidest ran off to spr Giancana
Sam
Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply and
demand. The less of either the people have, the less they want.
 Giancana Sam e
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
 Gibbon
Edward
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
 Gibbon
Edward
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure.
 Gibbons Edward
A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles
in the road.
 Gibran
Kahlil
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really."
 Gibran
Kahlil
Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the
most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of
Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which
reads, "In the Nuts (unground Gibran
Kahlil
What one fool can do, another can.
 Gibson
J.J.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
 Giddens
Gary
Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.
 Gilbert
W.S.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a
lamp-post how it feels about dogs.
 Gillette
George Francis
Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm.
 Gilliam
E.A.
If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs
around your home are too difficult to tackle. So, when your furnace
explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it. The
"professional" arrives in a truck with lettering on t Ginsberg
Allen
It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulse that
could give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered,
broad-hipped, and short-legged race.
 Ginsberg
Allen
For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.
 Giraudoux
Jean
Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.
 Giraudoux
Jean
The faster we go, the rounder we get.
 Glymour.
C.
Work is the crab grass in the lawn of life.
 Gnaeus Pompeius
The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.
 Gobeil
Madeleine
What you don't know won't help you much either.
 Godwin
Gail
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.
 Goebbels
Josef
There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of
discovering them over and over and over.
 Goering
Hermann
It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
 Goering
Hermann
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
 Goethe
If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.
 Goethe
Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a
fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
 Goethe
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
 Goethe
After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
 Goethe
Grig (the navigator):
... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space
armada.
Alex (the gunner):
What?!?
Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against
overwhelming odds.
Alex: It'll be a slaughter!
Grig: That' Goethe
Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.
 Goethe
If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.
 Goethe
Johann Wolfgang von
Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
 Goethe
Johann van
Rome was not built in one day.
 Gold
Vic
If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.
 Gold Barry
per year.
 Goldenstern
I'll turn over a new leaf.
 Goldfinger
Auric
Save the Whales  Goldthwait
Bobcat
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
 Goldwater
Barry
"What are you watching?"
"I don't know."
"Well, what's happening?"
"I'm not sure... I think the guy in the hat did something terrible."
"Why are you watching it?"
"You're so analytical. Sometimes you just have to let art flow
over you."
 Goldwater
Barry
"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a
conventional thing to happen to him."
 Goldwater
Sen. Barry
What fools these mortals be.
 Goldwater
Senator Barry
Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful.
 Goldwater Barry
... Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr. H. Boyce
Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm. One thing
I like about the South is, folks there care about tradition. If somebody
gets handed a name like "H.  Goldwater Senator Barry
The old complaint that mass culture is designed for eleven-year-olds
is of course a shameful canard. The key age has traditionally been
more like fourteen.
 Goldwyn
Samuel
Every man who has reached even his intellectual teens begins to suspect
that life is no farce; that it is not genteel comedy even; that it flowers
and fructifies on the contrary out of the profoundest tragic depths of the
essential death in which its Goldwyn
Samuel
IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or
equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to
spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
Such an object is inevitably price Goldwyn
Samuel
An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.
 Gondorf Henry
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My
opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a bestseller
that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
 Good
Glynda the
Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with
little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.
 Goodman
Saul
If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it
is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
 Gordon
Karen Elizabeth
Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping
the top of the barrel.
 Gordon George
It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a
statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is far more glorious
to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through which we look,
which morally we can do. T Gorin
Amy
It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.
 Gorin
Amy
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
 Gould
Jay
When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"
 Gould
Jay
For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
 Goulden
Joseph C.
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
 Goulden
Joseph C.
Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy
of him that brought her birth.
 Goulden
Joseph C.
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a
kind word alone.
 Grant
Cary
God help those who do not help themselves.
 Grant
Cary
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.
 Gravy
Wavy
Events are not affected, they develop.
 Gregory
Dick
There is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation through suffering.
 Greville Fulke
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to
time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
 Grogan
Emmett
"You would do well not to imagine profundity," he said. "Anything that seems
of momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note.
Conversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care.
Because death is moment Groucho Marx
That's no moon...
 Grover
One good turn deserves another.
 Guaspari
David
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible
with raisins in it.
 Guido
Mark
He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.
 Guindon
A dead man cannot bite.
 Guindon
American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees
be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are
educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and
the women's room with Guiness
Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high,
they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.
 Guiness
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
 Gusenberg Frank
He who writes with no misspelled words has prevented a first suspicion
on the limits of his scholarship or, in the social world, of his general
education and culture.
 Guthrie
Arlo
... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech
or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What
did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was
manager? One gets sometimes s Guzik
Jake
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather
a new wearer of clothes.
 Guzman
Adolfo
Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great
crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs
and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and
resisting the current what each had Gween Actor Edmond
If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three
years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law
school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.
 Gyles Brandreth
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Eugene
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