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Thou hast seen nothing yet.
 G Gen.
"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
"Whattaya need?"
"Oh, about $500."
"Whattaya got for collateral?"
"Whattaya need?"
"How about an eye?"
 G. Gordon Liddy's
Beggars should be no choosers.
 G. Roy
I will make you shorter by the head.
 G. Roy
My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
 Galbraith
J.K.
It is either through the influence of narcotic potions, of which all
primitive peoples and races speak in hymns, or through the powerful approach
of spring, penetrating with joy all of nature, that those Dionysian stirrings
arise, which in their int Galbraith
J.K.
The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
 Galbraith
John Kenneth
Usually, when a lot of men get together, it's called a war.
 Galbraith
John Kenneth
Why are you doing this to me?
Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before
there is change.
 Galbraith
John Kenneth
"There is a God, but He drinks"
 Galilei
Galileo
One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.
 Gallagher
It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man
who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that
there were too many prehistoric toads in it.
 Gallagher
Eugene P.
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into
the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
 Gallaher
M.
... we must not judge the society of the future by considering whether or not
we should like to live in it; the question is whether those who have grown up
in it will be happier than those who have grown up in our society or those of
the past.
 Gallaher
M.
Where there is much light there is also much shadow.
 Galsworthy
John
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
 Game
The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be
in inverse proportion to the sum involved.
 Gandhi
Would it help if I got out and pushed?
 Gandhi
Indira
Porsche: there simply is no substitute.
 Gandhi
Indira
Si Dieu n'existait pas, il faudrait l'inventer.
[If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.]
 Gandhi
Mahatma
As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
 Gandhi
Mahatma
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
 Gandhi
Mahatma
Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words
since I first called my brother's father dad.
 Gandhi
Mahatma
The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose.
 Garbers
J.
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
 Garfield
He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open.
 Garrison
William Lloyd
The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender.
 Garrison Keillor
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
 Gary Gilmore
God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.
 Gary Trudeau
Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
 Gasset
Jos'e Ortega Y
Don't everyone thank me at once!
 Gauguin
Paul
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big
enough majority in any town?
 Gauguin
Paul
Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen
at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.
 Gaulle
Charles de
Big book, big bore.
 Gaulle
Charles de
The only reward of virtue is virtue.
 Gaultier
Jules de
Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish. You would sue:
* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
 Gauss
Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.
 Gauvreay
Emile Henry
"...The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!"
"Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to
feel interested.
"No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little
vexed. "That's what the name is called. The nam Gavin
General James
Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.
 Geis
R.
He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than
three hundred years ago. "What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked.
In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by
slashing his abdomen with a knife.  Geis
R.
I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If
people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth.
 Geis
R.
A priest asked: What is Fate, Master?
And the Master answered:
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence.
It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs.
It is that which has caused nations to build bywa Gene Kirkwood
For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in
despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the
implacable grandeur of this life.
 Genter
Quentin
The faster I go, the behinder I get.
 George
Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at
fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution. Take
the case of any pencil, sharpened by any woman; if you have witnesses, you will
find she did  George F. Baer railroad
Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York
City. One is "Hey, taxi." Two is, "What train do I take to get to
Bloomingdale's?" And three is, "Don't worry. It's just a flesh wound."
 George Kennan
When in doubt, tell the truth.
 George Saunder
Let sleeping dogs lie.
 George Seldes
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ances Gerald Weinberg
"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence"
 Gerould
Katharine Fullerton
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
 Gerrold
David
My own life has been spent chronicling the rise and fall of human systems,
and I am convinced that we are terribly vulnerable. ... We should be
reluctant to turn back upon the frontier of this epoch. Space is indifferent
to what we do; it has no fe Gerrold
David
Many a long dispute between divines may thus be abridged: It is so. It
is not so. It is so. It is not so.
 Gess Bene
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to
time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
 Getty
J. Paul
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
 Getty
J.P.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
 Giancana
Sam
You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.
 Giancana Sam e
"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing,
you should hear me play piano.'"
 Gibbon
Edward
Among all savage beasts, none is found so harmful as woman.
 Gibbon
Edward
One big pile is better than two little piles.
 Gibbons Edward
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
 Gibran
Kahlil
For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
 Gibran
Kahlil
In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.
 Gibran
Kahlil
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant
and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
 Gibson
J.J.
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles
as if she laid an asteroid.
 Giddens
Gary
The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by
people who want some.
 Gilbert
W.S.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
 Gillette
George Francis
Why be a man when you can be a success?
 Gilliam
E.A.
You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you.
I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but
we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.
 Ginsberg
Allen
Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.
 Ginsberg
Allen
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each
of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called
it "Christmas" and went to Giraudoux
Jean
So so is good, very good, very excellent good:
and yet it is not; it is but so so.
 Giraudoux
Jean
... why should you waste a single moment of *your* life seeming to be something
you don't want to be? Lord, that's so simple. If you hate your job, quit it.
If your friends are tedious, go out and find new friends. You are queer, you
lucky fool, a Glymour.
C.
Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish. You would sue:
* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
 Gnaeus Pompeius
Serfs up!
 Gobeil
Madeleine
God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.
 Godwin
Gail
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that
procession but carrying a banner.
 Goebbels
Josef
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
 Goering
Hermann
Remark of Dr. Baldwin's concerning upstarts: We don't care to eat toadstools
that think they are truffles.
 Goering
Hermann
A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!
[From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]
 Goethe
If God is One, what is bad?
 Goethe
Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the
reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest
amount of hot air.
 Goethe
Ten persons who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
 Goethe
Leave no stone unturned.
 Goethe
Better the prince of some inferior court,
Than second, or less, in beatific light.
 Goethe
Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
 Goethe
Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station
rate.
 Goethe
Johann Wolfgang von
I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac
thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the
total discrediting of the world of reality.
 Goethe
Johann van
The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.
 Gold
Vic
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
 Gold Barry
If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the plantation
and go home.
 Goldenstern
Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
 Goldfinger
Auric
The Worst Jury
A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when
one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the
remotest clue what was happening.
The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any
 Goldthwait
Bobcat
"You would do well not to imagine profundity," he said. "Anything that seems
of momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note.
Conversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care.
Because death is moment Goldwater
Barry
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
 Goldwater
Barry
If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three
years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law
school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.
 Goldwater
Sen. Barry
Intellect annuls Fate.
So far as a man thinks, he is free.
 Goldwater
Senator Barry
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some
kind of loophole.
 Goldwater Barry
"The jig's up, Elman."
"Which jig?"
 Goldwater Senator Barry
We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb
your cities.
 Goldwyn
Samuel
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the
difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
 Goldwyn
Samuel
Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.
 Goldwyn
Samuel
... "fire" does not matter, "earth" and "air" and "water" do not matter.
"I" do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers
words. The more words he remembers, the cleverer do his fellows esteem him.
He looks upon the great  Gondorf Henry
"That's no answer," Job said, "And for someone who's supposed to be
omnipotent, let me tell you 'tabernacle' has only one l."
 Good
Glynda the
There are no answers, only cross-references.
 Goodman
Saul
The last vestiges of the old Republic have been swept away.
 Gordon
Karen Elizabeth
Fortune and love befriend the bold.
 Gordon George
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something
to do with a shortage of flowers.
 Gorin
Amy
What does education often do? It makes a straight cut ditch of a
free meandering brook.
 Gorin
Amy
question = ( to ) ? be : ! be;
 Gould
Jay
Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
 Gould
Jay
All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.
 Goulden
Joseph C.
NEW YORK Goulden
Joseph C.
A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone,
all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
 Goulden
Joseph C.
"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the
richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"
 Grant
Cary
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
 Grant
Cary
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not
far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel
is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
 Gravy
Wavy
"We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is
weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it. For me
the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious,
unfathomable; my interest has been to  Gregory
Dick
No poet or novelist wishes he was the only one who ever lived, but most of
them wish they were the only one alive, and quite a number fondly believe
their wish has been granted.
 Greville Fulke
VI:
A hungry dog hunts best.
A hungrier dog hunts even better.
VII:
Decreased business base increases overhead.
So does increased business base.
VIII:
The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator
is fifth grade ari Grogan
Emmett
Who's scruffy-looking?
 Groucho Marx
The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the
number of participants.
 Grover
Events are not affected, they develop.
 Guaspari
David
The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits,
but not when it misses.
 Guido
Mark
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
 Guindon
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
 Guindon
You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?
 Guiness
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
 Guiness
"Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none."
 Gusenberg Frank
Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.
 Guthrie
Arlo
My daddy's brains was so scrambled he thought he was Jesus. They put him
in a nut house for 5 years and when he got out, he didn't think he was
Jesus, he thought he was *God*! ... Which made me Jesus.
 Guzik
Jake
If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.
 Guzman
Adolfo
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that
reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away
someone else's cash.
 Gween Actor Edmond
It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion
that makes horse-races.
 Gyles Brandreth
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