TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DESIRE IT, I GRANT YOU MADRAK'S BLESSING: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires for

Why, when no honest man will deny in private that every ultimate problem is wrapped in the profoundest mystery, do honest men proclaim in pulpits that unhesitating certainty is the duty of the most foolish and ignorant? Is it not a spectacle to make

Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

"I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?"

By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those in the South, were of the present standard gauge. The southern roads were still five feet between rails. It was decided to change the gauge of all southern roads to standard, in one day

The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.

The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane.

"What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God." "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid Go

"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."

Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".