It seems to me that nearly every woman I know wants a man who knows how to love with authority. Women are simple souls who like simple things, and one of the simplest is one of the simplest to give. ... Our family airedale will come clear across t

The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free.

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

... a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and a fly-by-night. These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle Bigger Propositions.

Perhaps the remembrance of these things will prove a source of future pleasure.

Think sideways!

I have never understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

How apt the poor are to be proud.

God helps them that help themselves.

The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic. It showed that two could be one and one could be two and had probably been fabricated by Hegel for the American market on a subcontract from General Dynamics.

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

Believe everything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad.