Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

Man must shape his tools lest they shape him.

Let's remind ourselves that last year's fresh idea is today's cliche.

Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

In the highest society, as well as in the lowest, woman is merely an instrument of pleasure.

Practice is the best of all instructors.