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Littering is dumb.
 Kafka
F.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't
they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning
anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five
years we would have the smartest r Kafka
Franz
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
 Kahlil Gibran
He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.
 Kahn
Alfred
The ripest fruit falls first.
 Kaiser
Henry J.
I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent
of a prostate operation.
 Kandel
Howard
Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait.
[If youth but knew, if old age but could.]
 Kandel
Howard
There is no sin but ignorance.
 Kant
Immanuel
If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.
 Karl Kraus
The polite thing to do has always been to address people as they wish to be
addressed, to treat them in a way they think dignified. But it is equally
important to accept and tolerate different standards of courtesy, not
expecting everyone else to ad Karl Menninger
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
sorry.
 Kasspe
Arthur
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to
make it shorter.
 Kaufman
George
Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
 Kaufman
George S.
I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.
 Kaufman
Stanley
If I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass it around.
Trouble creates a capacity to handle it. I don't say embrace trouble; that's
as bad as treating it as an enemy. But I do say meet it as a friend, for
you'll see a lot of it and y Kaul
Donald
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
 Kaul
Donald
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
 Kay
Alan
The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with
commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God
over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the
angels eat. It wa Kay
Alan
If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the
separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience,
it might well prolong his life.
 Ke John F.
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
 Keats
John
"They make a desert and call it peace."
 Kehlog Albran
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time
they make a law it's a joke.
 Kehlog Albran
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
 Kehlog Albran
The Crown is full of it!
 Kehlog Albran
Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.
 Kehlog Albran
Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal.
 Kehlog Albran
You get what you pay for.
 Keillor
Garrison
I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?
 Keillor
Garrison
Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"?
 Keillor Garrison
We're only in it for the volume.
 Keller
Helen
It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a
sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate
in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this,
too, shall pass away."
 Kelly Walt
Tempt not a desperate man.
 Kempis
Thomas `a
The Least Perceptive Literary Critic
The most important critic in our field of study is Lord Halifax. A
most individual judge of poetry, he once invited Alexander Pope round to
give a public reading of his latest poem.
Pope, the leading poet of h Kempis
Thomas `a
The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex,
no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.
 Kennedy
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor,
to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
 Kennedy
J.F.
Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that one can argue
ingeniously on behalf of any theory, applied to any piece of literature.
This is rarely harmful, because normally no-one reads such essays.
 Kennedy
J.F.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
 Kennedy
J.F.
It took a while to surface, but it appears that a long-distance credit card
may have saved a U.S. Army unit from heavy casualties during the Grenada
military rescue/invasion. Major General David Nichols, Air Force ... said
the Army unit was in a hous Kennedy
John F.
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
 Kennedy
John F.
Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not
take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.
 Kennedy
John F.
An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.
 Kennedy
John F.
When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
 Kennedy
John Fitzgerald
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be
surprised at how little you have.
 Kennedy John
With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be
up here with us.
 Kennedy Joseph
He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
 Kennedy Joseph P.
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
 Kenobi
Obi-wan
Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the
world is love. The poor know that it is money.
 Kerouac
Jack
There's no justice in this world.
 Kerouac
Jack
The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do
what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with
them while they do it.
 Kerr
Jean
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
 Kesey
Ken
Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no
wiser. But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred.
 Kesey
Ken
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds,
and the pessimist knows it.
 Kessler
Leo
There seems no plan because it is all plan.
 Kessler
Leo
XLI:
The more one produces, the less one gets.
XLII:
Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.
XLIII:
Hardware works best when it matters the least.
XLIV:
Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a we Kessler
Leo
Well, the handwriting is on the floor.
 Keynes
John Maynard
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
 Keynes
John Maynard
BS: You remind me of a man.
B: What man?
BS: The man with the power.
B: What power?
BS: The power of voodoo.
B: Voodoo?
BS: You do.
B: Do what?
BS: Remind me of a man.
B: What man?
BS: The man with the power...
 Keynes
John Maynard
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
 Keyser.
C.J.
Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
 Khrushchev
Nikita
Perhaps the remembrance of these things will prove a source of future
pleasure.
 Kierkegaard
S.
I knew her before she was a virgin.
 Kierkegaard
Soren
It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression
when you lose yours.
 Kierkegaard
Soren
"I understand this is your first dead client," Sabian was saying. The
absurdity of the statement made me want to laugh but they don't call me
Deadpan Allie and lie.
 Kiernan
P.B.A. President E. J.
There is perhaps in every thing of any consequence, secret history, which
it would be amusing to know, could we have it authentically communicated.
 Kiner Ralph
Home is where the hurt is.
 King
Stephen
You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the
obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and
an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.
 Kingfish
America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.
 Kipling
Rudyard
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
 Kirk
Lisa
Satire is tragedy plus time.
 Kissinger
Henry
Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
 Kissinger
Henry
Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.
 Kissinger
Henry
Another day, another dollar.
 Kissinger
Henry
Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the
most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of
Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which
reads, "In the Nuts (unground Kissinger
Henry
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's
read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
 Kitman
Marvin
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?
 Klein
Robert
To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
 Knapp
R.S.
[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had
a complete set.
 Koblas
G.S.
The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
 Kohn
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are good at heart.
 Kopp
Thomas J.
Indeed, the first noble truth of Buddhism, usually translated as
`all life is suffering,' is more accurately rendered `life is filled
with a sense of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.'
 Koran
The
If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
 Korda
Alexander
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of
work to do.
 Korda
Michael
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time
they make a law it's a joke.
 Korner
Kenny's
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
 Krabill
W.S.
Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
 Kraf Peter Kennedy
Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining
ear and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror
to push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the
mid-fork of the Feather River Kraft Foods
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
 Kraus
Karl
[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are
two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and
confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a Kraus
Karl
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
 Kraus Karl
One man's Mede is another man's Persian.
 Kristofferson Kris
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
 Krutch
Joseph Wood
We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have.
 Kubrick
Stanley
"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence"
 Kubrick
Stanley
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
 Kurt Vonnegut
What is good? Everything that heightens the feeling of power in man, the
will to power, power itself. What is bad? Everything that is born of
weakness. Not contentedness but more power; not peace but war; not virtue
but fitness. The weak and the Kurt Vonnegut
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I have nothing but utter contempt for the courts of this land.
 Wallace
George
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