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He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.

Kafka F.


Ninety percent of everything is crap.

Kafka Franz


If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.

Kahlil Gibran


Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Kahn Alfred


Mr. Salter's side of the conversation was limited to expressions of assent. When Lord Copper was right he said "Definitely, Lord Copper"; when he was wrong, "Up to a point." "Let me see, what's the name of the place I mean? Capital of Japan? Yokoh

Kaiser Henry J.


What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

Kandel Howard


One good turn deserves another.

Kandel Howard


A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Kant Immanuel


I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

Karl Kraus


I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.

Karl Menninger


Mandrell: "You know what I think?" Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you don't think, right?"

Kasspe Arthur


Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.

Kaufman George


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Kaufman George S.


There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit at a typewriter and open a vein.

Kaufman Stanley


Art is a jealous mistress.

Kaul Donald


Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.

Kaul Donald


Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.

Kay Alan


A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

Kay Alan


France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

Ke John F.


You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.

Keats John


Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.

Kehlog Albran


The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.

Kehlog Albran


What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

Kehlog Albran


If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

Kehlog Albran


I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of the Hell's Angels]. He wants me to appear as a character witness for him at his murder trial and said he'd be glad to appear as a character witness on my behalf if I ever needed one. Needless

Kehlog Albran


"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought t

Kehlog Albran


Don't guess

Keillor Garrison


The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.

Keillor Garrison


Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Keillor Garrison


We are all worms. But I do believe I am a glowworm.

Keller Helen


Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

Kelly Walt


No-one would remember the Good Samaritan if he had only had good intentions. He had money as well.

Kempis Thomas `a


The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"

Kempis Thomas `a


Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

Kennedy


I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!

Kennedy J.F.


America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.

Kennedy J.F.


University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Kennedy J.F.


Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

Kennedy John F.


[Nuclear war] ... may not be desirable.

Kennedy John F.


The Worst Prison Guards The largest number of convicts ever to escape simultaneously from a maximum security prison is 124. This record is held by Alcoente Prison, near Lisbon in Portugal. During the weeks leading up to the escape in July 1978 th

Kennedy John F.


REPORTER: Senator, are you for or against the MX missile system? SENATOR: Bob, the MX missile system reminds me of an old saying that the country folk in my state like to say. It goes like this: "You can carry a pig for six miles, but if you set i

Kennedy John F.


Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Kennedy John Fitzgerald


If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.

Kennedy John


Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.

Kennedy Joseph


Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Kennedy Joseph P.


According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their

Kenobi Obi-wan


For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.

Kerouac Jack


Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

Kerouac Jack


You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

Kerr Jean


Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland: Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons. Five o'clock tea at all hours. In a men's washroom in Sidney:

Kesey Ken


If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

Kesey Ken


You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?

Kessler Leo


We tried to close Ohio's borders and ran into a Constitutional problem. There's a provision in the Constitution that says you can't close your borders to interstate commerce, and garbage is a form of interstate commerce.

Kessler Leo


It's not easy, being green.

Kessler Leo


Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency.

Keynes John Maynard


We are going to give a little something, a few little years more, to socialism, because socialism is defunct. It dies all by itself. The bad thing is that socialism, being a victim of its ... Did I say socialism?

Keynes John Maynard


TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Keynes John Maynard


If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.

Keyser. C.J.


Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.

Khrushchev Nikita


Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Kierkegaard S.


It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse-races.

Kierkegaard Soren


San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.

Kierkegaard Soren


The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Kiernan P.B.A. President E. J.


Man is by nature a political animal.

Kiner Ralph


Dear Ann Landers: My husband watches the TV preachers every Sunday. He claims one minister said there are 350 different sins. My husband wants to know if you can get the list. He thinks he is missing something.

King Stephen


I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practice law.

Kingfish


Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.

Kipling Rudyard


The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.

Kirk Lisa


Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

Kissinger Henry


Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.

Kissinger Henry


Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Kissinger Henry


There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an opinion.

Kissinger Henry


Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

Kissinger Henry


Liberals are the first to dump you if you con them or get into trouble. Conservatives are better. They never run out on you.

Kitman Marvin


Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever depths they were once able to plumb.

Klein Robert


What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

Knapp R.S.


The health of a democratic society may be measured by the quality of functions performed by private citizens.

Koblas G.S.


The public is an old woman. Let her maunder and mumble.

Kohn


When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket and a willingness to compromise.

Kopp Thomas J.


The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.

Koran The


Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Korda Alexander


Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.

Korda Michael


The hater of property and of government takes care to have his warranty deed recorded, and the book written against fame and learning has the author's name on the title page.

Korner Kenny's


Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.

Krabill W.S.


When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.

Kraf Peter Kennedy


One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.

Kraft Foods


"You little (such a one who, while wearing a copper nose ring, stands in a footbath atop Mount Raruaruaha during a heavy thunderstorm and shouts that Alohura, Goddess of Lightning, has the facial features of a diseased uloruaha root)!"

Kraus Karl


[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

Kraus Karl


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Kraus Karl


"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."

Kristofferson Kris


Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Krutch Joseph Wood


The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.

Kubrick Stanley


A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.

Kubrick Stanley


Everything is possible. Pass the word.

Kurt Vonnegut


"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."

Kurt Vonnegut





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