Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Of all men's miseries, the bitterest is this: to know so much and have control over nothing.

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

Intellect annuls Fate. So far as a man thinks, he is free.

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If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.

Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.

Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.

America, I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.

Things are not always what they seem.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

I will make you shorter by the head.

Piece of cake!

In my end is my beginning.

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.

The coast was clear.

It is ridiculous to call this an industry. This is not. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me. You're talking about the American way of survival of the fittest.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Getting into trouble is easy.

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

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There is a secret person undamaged within every individual.

Well, the handwriting is on the floor.

The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex, no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.

He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.

None love the bearer of bad news.

In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.

Do not despair of life. You have no doubt force enough to overcome your obstacles. Think of the fox prowling through wood and field in a winter night for something to satisfy his hunger. Notwithstanding cold and hounds and traps, his race survives

Force has no place where there is need of skill.

The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.

Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.

He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hopes for the human condition is a fool.