It's easier to take it apart than to put it back together.

What one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.

Mental power tended to corrupt, and absolute intelligence tended to corrupt absolutely, until the victim eschewed violence entirely in favor of smart solutions to stupid problems.

Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

Most general statements are false, including this one.

Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.

Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a big store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable prices? Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's build a home center. And before long ho

A word to the wise is enough.

Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.

Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.

The coast was clear.

Flame on!

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Two heads are better than one.

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.

If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached.

Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.

It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground.

Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.

All men know the utility of useful things; but they do not know the utility of futility.

Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.

Out of sight is out of mind.

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Business will be either better or worse.

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Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active.

The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

One good turn asketh another.

We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.

"MOKE DAT YIGARETTE"

Never buy from a rich salesman.