Fortune and love befriend the bold.

Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.

Never promise more than you can perform.

Force has no place where there is need of skill.

VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base. VIII: The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator is fifth grade ari

"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."

May you live in uninteresting times.

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

What you want, what you're hanging around in the world waiting for, is for something to occur to you.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

"Life is too important to take seriously."

The chief cause of problems is solutions.

Porsche: there simply is no substitute.

Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish.

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

No evil can happen to a good man.

Don't go to bed with no price on your head.

Pauca sed matura. [Few but excellent.]

But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and lived in New Jersey. Edison's first major invention in 1877, was the phonograph, which could soo

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas" until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.

All hope abandon, ye who enter here!

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.

The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues, for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be simply making a limiting statement about himself.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

Flame on!

You get what you pay for.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be able to correct them.

Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"

Men will fuck mud.

If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle. So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it. The "professional" arrives in a truck with lettering on t

There is no sin but ignorance.

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!

If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

Take what you can use and let the rest go by.

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

Language is a virus from another planet.

The Poems, all three hundred of them, may be summed up in one of their phrases: "Let our thoughts be correct".

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

There's no such thing as an original sin.

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

While there's life, there's hope.

Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.

The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place.

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.

Many hands make light work.

A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.

per year.

If you want divine justice, die.

A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.

...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is self-propagating.

Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.

Another day, another dollar.

Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. [Confound those who have said our remarks before us.] or [May they perish who have expressed our bright ideas before us.]

Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.

In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

A witty saying proves nothing.

We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait. [If youth but knew, if old age but could.]

A little bit of rape is good for a man's soul.

I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were all these aisles and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and I wasn't tempted to buy

An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God. Some of these eyes we cannot bear to look out of, we blind them as quickly as possible.

None love the bearer of bad news.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealings with men.

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.

The life which is unexamined is not worth living.

In the highest society, as well as in the lowest, woman is merely an instrument of pleasure.

Thou hast seen nothing yet.

Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.

If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an oncoming train.

Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

Why be a man when you can be a success?

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure.

Objectivity is to a newspaper what virtue is to a woman.

The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends without any means.

XI: If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off. XII: I

If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius

Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.

Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

... Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr. H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm. One thing I like about the South is, folks there care about tradition. If somebody gets handed a name like "H.

The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.

The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine we own.

It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.

When the sun shineth, make hay.

Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.

Never take a resume seriously. Resumes only make money for the people who write the resumes. No resume ever tells an employer how many times a job applicant has had the clap. Why, indeed, would anyone hire a person based on a resume written by a

Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak.

One learns to itch where one can scratch.

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

Look ere ye leap.

Anything is possible on paper.

Love the sea? I dote upon it

"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Sometimes, too long is too long.

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

A woman who is guided by the head and not by the heart is a social pestilence: she has all the defects of the passionate and affectionate woman, with none of her compensations; she is without pity, without love, without virtue, without sex.

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening. The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any

I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.

"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."

And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Indeed, the first noble truth of Buddhism, usually translated as `all life is suffering,' is more accurately rendered `life is filled with a sense of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.'

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.

"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought t

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

We are governed not by armies and police but by ideas.

Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.

The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

The major sin is the sin of being born.

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?

Rotten wood cannot be carved.

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.

"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."

Life is the childhood of our immortality.

I paid a visit to my local precinct in Greenwich Village and asked a sergeant to show me some rape statistics. He politely obliged. That month there had been thirty-five rape complaints, an advance of ten over the same month for the previous year.

Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.

I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much.

Sorry 'bout that sweat, honey. That's just holy water.

If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.

A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.

What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time, whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-launch-style "hold" for two to three hours, durin

All of us should treasure his Oriental wisdom and his preaching of a Zen-like detachment, as exemplified by his constant reminder to clerks, tellers, or others who grew excited by his presence in their banks: "Just lie down on the floor and keep calm

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

Man is the measure of all things.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.

Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.

A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone, all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.

The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear the pages.

Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was manager? One gets sometimes s

A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And the Master answered: It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence. It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs. It is that which has caused nations to build bywa

"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"

There is no fool to the old fool.

Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.

The optimum committee has no members.

Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.

After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created." "This is true," He replied.

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little too early for anything you want to do.

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.

All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the cost of your house, beca

There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and over.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

Plus ,ca change, plus c'est la m^eme chose. [The more things change, the more they remain the same.]

When alerted to an intrusion by tinkling glass or otherwise, 1) Calm yourself 2) Identify the intruder 3) If hostile, kill him. Step number 3 is of particular importance. If you leave the guy alive out of misguided softheartedness, he will repay y

You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.

Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful.

Set the cart before the horse.

Turn the other cheek.

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!"

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

If a shameless woman expects to be defiled and then dies of her fierce love because you do not consent, will chastity also be homicide?

Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity.

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

Charity begins at home.

No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.

Standards are different for all things, so the standard set by man is by no means the only 'certain' standard. If you mistake what is relative for something certain, you have strayed far from the ultimate truth.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.

Small is beautiful.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

The only certainty is that nothing is certain.

The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.

There has been a little distress selling on the stock exchange.

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

HR 3128. Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986. Martin, R-Ill., motion that the House recede from its disagreement to the Senate amendment making changes in the bill to reduce fiscal 1986 deficits. The Senate amendment was an amendment to the

All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.

Life is too short to be taken seriously.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that balances are correct.

A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion.

If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome.

Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools.

Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Life is one long struggle in the dark.

If you know the answer to a question, don't ask.

It is through symbols that man consciously or unconsciously lives, works and has his being.

Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You use them when you've got nothing else to try. If they work, they go in the Book. Otherwise you follow the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked.

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.

Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit. [Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]

The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.

If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married. If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.

There must be more to life than having everything.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Nothing succeeds like excess.

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.

... a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and a fly-by-night. These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle Bigger Propositions.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.

It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the r

Let your conscience be your guide.

A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom.

You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead.

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble.

Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.

Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.

Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate. Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and great effort pushing boulders into a single

The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.

Go away, I'm all right.

XLI: The more one produces, the less one gets. XLII: Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing. XLIII: Hardware works best when it matters the least. XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a we

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money?

Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a big store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable prices? Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's build a home center. And before long ho

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.

The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, a

One man's brain plus one other will produce one half as many ideas as one man would have produced alone. These two plus two more will produce half again as many ideas. These four plus four more begin to represent a creative meeting, and the ratio c

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hopes for the human condition is a fool.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back the when it begins to rain.

The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.

"I'm dying," he croaked. "My experiment was a success," the chemist retorted . "You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized. "That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she muttered. "The fire is going out," he bellowed. "Bad marksmanship," the h

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.

You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

"We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it. For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable; my interest has been to

Odets, where is thy sting?

In dwelling, be close to the land. In meditation, delve deep into the heart. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. In speech, be true. In work, be competent. In action, be careful of your timing.

Nothing endures but change.

Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.

He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.

An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director f

Most general statements are false, including this one.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

Imagine what we can imagine!

The greatest productive force is human selfishness.

With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies. And when she lies, she does not believe herself.

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

Knowledge is power.

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away".

Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.

By perseverance the snail reached the Ark.

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?

All phone calls are obscene.

What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them?

The farther you go, the less you know.

Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.

It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide.

Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?

The only reward of virtue is virtue.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.

Walking on water wasn't built in a day.

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

What fools these mortals be.

In charity there is no excess.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.

Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.