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A little bit of rape is good for a man's soul.

S. Paige


If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

Sabbath Black


The man who runs may fight again.

Sade Marquis


Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Sagan Carl


If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh.

Sagan Carl


Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Saint-Exupery Antoine de


I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much.

Saint-Exupery Antoine de


"You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you any old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you fit to hear his view of things?" "Quite the contrary. You must defend your integrity, assuming you have integrit

Saint-Exupery Antoine de


To do two things at once is to do neither.

Saki Tre


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Salinger J. D.


"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."

Salvor Hardin


The life which is unexamined is not worth living.

Samuel Beckett


As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.

Samuel Butler


Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.

Samuel Johnson


A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

Samuels Jim


Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.

Samuels Jim


What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

Sandburg Carl


Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

Sandburg Carl


A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Sandburg Carl


Getting into trouble is easy.

Sandra Gotlieb


To add insult to injury.

Santayana George


You get what you pay for.

Santayana George


Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.

Santayana George


For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.

Santayana George


The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

Sartre Jean Paul


Don't guess

Sartre Jean-Paul


If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an oncoming train.

Sartre Jean-Paul


Go away, I'm all right.

Satie Erik


Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?

Sayle Alexie


The farther you go, the less you know.

Sayre Wallace


The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute for intelligence.

Schaeberle R.


Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.

Schenk R.E.


Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

Schiller Friedrich


Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate. Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and great effort pushing boulders into a single

Schlafly Phyllis


The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene of shooting employees who make mistakes. We will now refer to this process as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk). The employee is simply there o

Schmidt


Fortune and love befriend the bold.

Schmidt Dr. Harrison H.


I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.

Schopenhauer


Innovation is hard to schedule.

Schopenhauer


If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Schrodinger Edwim


You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Schultz C.


In the long run we are all dead.

Schulz


Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are to be avoided at all costs.

Schulz


Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Schulz C.


All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

Schulz Charles


Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

Schwambach Stephen R.


The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

Schweitzer A.


"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him."

Schweitzer Albert


Mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo.

Schweitzer Albert


Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Scott


"Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth.

Scott Gene


To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.

Secundus Gaius Plinius


Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Seeger Pete


... a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and a fly-by-night. These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle Bigger Propositions.

Seldon Nick


A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion.

Sendak Maurice


None love the bearer of bad news.

Seneca


All phone calls are obscene.

Seneca


Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.

Seneca Lucius Annaeus


I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: There are

Seneca Lucius Annaeus


The fact that it works is immaterial.

Seneca Lucius Annaeus


It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

Seneca Lucius Annaeus


Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

Serling Rod


"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?"

Sevareid Eric


The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.

Sevig Mme De


Of all men's miseries, the bitterest is this: to know so much and have control over nothing.

Shake William


Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.

Shake William


If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Shake William


If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Shake William


Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

Shake William


We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves.

Shake William


The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

Shake William


Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, "In the Nuts (unground

Shake William


America, I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

Shake William


With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

Shake William


We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.

Shake William


When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"

Shakes William


Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Shakes William


It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where the limits are.

Shakesp William


The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

Shakesp William


I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.

Shakesp William


When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.

Shakespea Wm.


I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

Shakespear


Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

Shakespear William


Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

Shakespear William


"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"

Shakespear William


A woman employs sincerity only when every other form of deception has failed.

Shakespear William


We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place.

Shakespear William


The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.

Shakespeare


Thou hast seen nothing yet.

Shakespeare


Better tried by twelve than carried by six.

Shakespeare


As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.

Shakespeare


The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Shakespeare


There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Shakespeare


Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.

Shakespeare William


We are what we pretend to be.

Shakespeare Wm.


All is well that ends well.

Shakespeare Wm.


He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open.

Shakespeare


You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however.

Shakespeare


The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be able to correct them.

Shakespeare


All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Shakespeare


I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

Shakespeare


The man-hating woman, like the cold woman, is largely imaginary. She is simply a woman who has done her best to snare a man and has failed.

Shakespeare


So little time, so little to do.

Shakespeare


A place for everything and everything in its place.

Shakespeare


... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

Shakespeare


... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this business, it probably would be gibberish.

Shakespeare


I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?

Shakespeare


Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed. "At this time," said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me." All the villagers but the stupidest ran off to spr

Shakespeare


General notions are generally wrong.

Shakespeare


The meek shall inherit the earth, but *not* its mineral rights.

Shakespeare


Don't go to bed with no price on your head.

Shakespeare William


There's no justice in this world.

Shakespeare William


Haste makes waste.

Shakespeare William


In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

Shakespeare William


Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes a-begging.

Shakespeare William


I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.

Shakespeare William


It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.

Shakespeare William


Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

Shakespeare William


The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.

Shakespeare William


Work Hard. Rock Hard. Eat Hard. Sleep Hard. Grow Big. Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em.

Shakespeare William


He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.

Shakespeare William


The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.

Shakespeare William


Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

Shakespeare William


Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

Shakespeare William


If I love you, what business is it of yours?

Shakespeare William


Solipsists of the World... you are already united.

Shakespeare William


If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

Shakespeare William


The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Shakespeare Wm.


The road to Hades is easy to travel.

Shan Wayne


Housework can kill you if done right.

Shannon Wayne


Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

Shaw G. B.


Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.

Shaw G. B.


But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and lived in New Jersey. Edison's first major invention in 1877, was the phonograph, which could soo

Shaw G.B.


Sometimes, too long is too long.

Shaw G.B.


What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

Shaw G.B.


Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Shaw G.B.


When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Shaw G.B.


Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Shaw G.B.


The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

Shaw G.B.


We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.

Shaw G.B.


Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one.

Shaw George Bernard


The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

Shaw George Bernard


If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius

Shaw George Bernard


Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

Shaw George Bernard


Real wealth can only increase.

Shaw George Bernard


"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest."

Shaw George Bernard


An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.

Shaw George Bernard


The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

Shaw George Bernard


If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.

Shaw George Bernard


Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

Shaw George Bernard


... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was manager? One gets sometimes s

Shaw George Bernard


I hate quotations.

Shaw G. B.


I owe the public nothing.

Shaw George Bernard


If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Shaw Pygmali


Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.

Shawn Wally


I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives. I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one.

Shay R.E.


Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.

Shelton Richard


Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Shepard Paul


Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.

Sheridan


Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Sherlock Holmes


An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.

Sherlock Holmes


The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin.

Sherlock Holmes


... Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr. H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm. One thing I like about the South is, folks there care about tradition. If somebody gets handed a name like "H.

Shields Brooke


American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room with

Shirley


"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery." "... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said." "I want you to picture the face of

Shirley Hazzard


Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

Shirley Jackson


[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

Shoaff Edgar A.


Love may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags.

Shoales Ian


A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble.

Sidney


What fools these mortals be.

Sidney Greenstreet


It is better to have loved and lost

Sidney Paternoster


If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires.

Sidney Smith


Mum's the word.

Siegel Corky


The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.

Siegel


There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.

Silve James Cabell


For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.

Simon Paul


And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Simpson Bart


When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

Sinbad


There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets truth.

Sinbad


When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Sinclair John


He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.

Sinclair Lewis


Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Skinner B.F.


Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.

Sky Patrick


Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.

Skywalker Luke


The Bible says that woman was the last thing God made. Evidently He made her on Saturday night. She reveals his fatigue.

Skywalker Luke


"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

Skywalker Luke


If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.

Skywalker Luke


[Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment where everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understand more and more that there is something which cannot be understood.

Sloan John


When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Smith Alexander


Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

Smith Alvy Ray


Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.

Smith Evelyn E.


Necessity has no law.

Smith H. Allen


Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.

Smith J. Winter


She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

Smith Jonathan Michael


Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Smith Malcolm


Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.

Smith Mike


That Xanthippe's husband should have become so great a philosopher is remarkable. Amid all the scolding, to be able to think! But he could not write: that was impossible. Socrates has not left us a single book.

Smith Nancy Banks


A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

Smith Red


"MOKE DAT YIGARETTE"

Smith Sydney


Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Smith Allen


It is ridiculous to call this an industry. This is not. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me. You're talking about the American way of survival of the fittest.

Smith Allen


Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.

Smith v. Moran


Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.

Smith v. Moran


Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"?

Smith v. Moran


It was a female that drove me to drink and I didn't even have the kindness to thank her.

Smithsonian Maga


Man is the measure of all things.

Smolla Rodney


Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Smollet Tobias


"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."

Sneyd Doug


There's nothing worse for your business than extra Santa Clauses smoking in the men's room.

Snoopy


With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Snoopy


She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

Snow C. P.


A sinking ship gathers no moss.

Snow Carrie


Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

Soaper Senator


Great acts are made up of small deeds.

Soc Michael Levin


There has been a little distress selling on the stock exchange.

Socrates


Take what you can use and let the rest go by.

Socrates


If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.

Socrates


Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.

Solo Han


The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some.

Solo Han


Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

Solo Han


If a fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.

Solo Han


In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog,

Solo Han


If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Solo Han


From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached.

Solo Han


Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.

Solo Han


Money doesn't talk, it swears.

Solzhenitsyn Aleksandr I.


Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

Solzhenitsyn Aleksandr I.


There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Somoza Anastasio


A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.

Sondheim Stephen


Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.

Sontag Susan


XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it. XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice. XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated. XXIV:

Sontag Susan


Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market. If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarri

Sontag Susan


A sad spectacle. If they be inhabited, what a scope for misery and folly. If they be not inhabited, what a waste of space.

Sophocles


A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Sophocles


Necessity hath no law.

Soul Messiah


Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, "In the Nuts (unground

Soul Messiah


A witty saying proves nothing.

Southern Terry


For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

Southern Terry


Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

Southern Terry


No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

Spartacus


Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.

Speer Albert


"The jig's up, Elman." "Which jig?"

Spider Robinson


You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.

Spinoza


One picture is worth more than ten thousand words.

Spr Robert D.


Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than being flat broke and having a stomach ache.

Spurgeon Charles


A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

Stalin Joseph


Do not use that foreign word "ideals". We have that excellent native word "lies".

Stalin Joseph


Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome.

Stalin Joseph


There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary as 'unearned income.'

Stalin Joseph


I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Stallman R.


There is a good deal of solemn cant about the common interests of capital and labour. As matters stand, their only common interest is that of cutting each other's throat.

Stamp Sir Josiah


To have died once is enough.

Stand


VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base. VIII: The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator is fifth grade ari

Stanislaw J. Lem


There's no such thing as an original sin.

Stanislaw J. Lem


It is the business of the future to be dangerous.

Stanislaw Lem


Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Stanislaw Lem


We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it.

Stanley Kelley


Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.

Starfighter The Last


The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, a

Stasheff Christopher


The Worst Car Hire Service When David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke. Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California. He put on a cap and lo

Steinbeck John


We should realize that a city is better off with bad laws, so long as they remain fixed, then with good laws that are constantly being altered, that the lack of learning combined with sound common sense is more helpful than the kind of cleverness th

Steinem Gloria


With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies. And when she lies, she does not believe herself.

Stekel Wilhelm


The best you get is an even break.

Stendhal


I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.

Stephen Leslie


Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit.

Stephen Coonts


A good scapegoat is hard to find. A guilty conscience is the mother of invention.

Stephen Pile


Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.

Stephen Pile


If I could reach, I'd never leave the house.

Stern Jerome


He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.

Stevenson Adlai


Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

Stevenson Adlai


Mental power tended to corrupt, and absolute intelligence tended to corrupt absolutely, until the victim eschewed violence entirely in favor of smart solutions to stupid problems.

Stevenson Adlai


Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Stevenson Adlai


The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Stevenson Adlai


Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Stevenson Adlai


Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.

Stevenson Robert Louis


Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

Stevenson Robert Louis


Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.

Stevenson Robert Louis


Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

Stevenson Robert Louis


May you live in uninteresting times.

Stimson Henry


The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Stinnett Caskie


It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

Stolberg Benjamin


The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear the pages.

Stone I.F.


If men are not afraid to die, it is of no avail to threaten them with death. If men live in constant fear of dying, And if breaking the law means a man will be killed, Who will dare to break the law? There is always an official executioner. If

Stone Judge Harold T.


Nothing recedes like success.

Stone Judge Harold T.


The Poems, all three hundred of them, may be summed up in one of their phrases: "Let our thoughts be correct".

Stone Robert


Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Stone W. Clement


Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to the peculiar rather than the humorous ... After [an incomprehensible film montage about wind and sun and rain and strip mines and] two or three minutes of mechanical confusion, the seats locomote through a short

Stoppard Tom


Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

Stoppard Tom


A woman takes off her claim to respect along with her garments.

Storm Johnny


In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.

Strachey Lionel


In charity there is no excess.

Strange de Jim


I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Strangers Lovers and Other


The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.

Stravinsky


Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Sturgeon Theodore


You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

Summer Graham


Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

Sunday Billy


No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.

Superchicken


Littering is dumb.

Surtees R.S.


Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Susan Brownmiller


"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial."

Swan Paradi


Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

Swayze John Cameron


If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Swift Jonathan


You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.

Swift Jonathan


It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Swift Jonathan


It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

Sylvan Kayvan


Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Syrus Publilius


Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.

Syrus Publilius


Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Syrus Publilius


Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.

Syrus Publilius


Moneyliness is next to Godliness.

Syrus Publilius


I know on which side my bread is buttered.

Syrus Publilius


"I'm dying," he croaked. "My experiment was a success," the chemist retorted . "You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized. "That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she muttered. "The fire is going out," he bellowed. "Bad marksmanship," the h

Syrus Publilius


I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.

Syrus Publilius


Love the sea? I dote upon it

Syrus Publilius


If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

Syrus Publilius


The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.

Syrus Publilius


A man who cannot seduce men cannot save them either.

Syrus Publius


per year.

Szasz Thomas


Neckties strangle clear thinking.

Szasz Thomas


Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.

saying Folk


How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?

saying Yiddish


I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

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