Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"?

When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now."

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

O, it is excellent To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous To use it like a giant.

The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat,

You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down.

This was the most unkindest cut of all.