I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

All Gods were immortal.

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.

Piece of cake!

The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in the country is the one on which you resell it.

History shows that the human mind, fed by constant accessions of knowledge, periodically grows too large for its theoretical coverings, and bursts them asunder to appear in new habiliments, as the feeding and growing grub, at intervals, casts its too