In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that "If I had w

Believe everything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad.

No is no negative in a woman's mouth.

America, I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.

A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking.

Most people have a furious itch to talk about themselves and are restrained only by the disinclination of others to listen. Reserve is an artificial quality that is developed in most of us as the result of innumerable rebuffs.