Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

If you don't strike oil in twenty minutes, stop boring.

"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun."

There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval.

The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some.

Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.

Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of flouride as a child

It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.

Use an accordion. Go to jail.

"You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten."