"Are you police officers?" "No, ma'am. We're musicians."

To use violence is to already be defeated.

I go the way that Providence dictates.

People in general do not willingly read if they have anything else to amuse them.

"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"

Lansdale seized on the idea of using Nixon to build support for the [Vietnamese] elections ... really honest elections, this time. "Oh, sure, honest, yes, that's right," Nixon said, "so long as you win!" With that he winked, drove his elbow into La

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

"You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you any old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you fit to hear his view of things?" "Quite the contrary. You must defend your integrity, assuming you have integrit

Time goes, you say? Ah no! Time stays, *we* go.