[Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment where everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understand more and more that there is something which cannot be understood.

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

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Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.

He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.

Now, you might ask, "How do I get one of those complete home tool sets for under $4?" An excellent question. Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell plastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they

"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can* you believe?!"

America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.

She applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: "greasy rouge, containing crushed and dried insect corpses for coloring, beeswax for stiffness, and olive oil to help it flow - the latter having the unfortunate tendency to go rancid several hours a