Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do.

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.

If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your business; over 80 you are neglecting your golf.

I will make you shorter by the head.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.

The farther you go, the less you know.

I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?