All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the cost of your house, beca

Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are.

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.'"

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her cal

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.

An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God. Some of these eyes we cannot bear to look out of, we blind them as quickly as possible.