"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can* you believe?!"

There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.

To have died once is enough.

A word to the wise is enough.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals. Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner party of more than two, the epic poem, and the

... Let me tell you who the actual "front-runners" are. On one side, you have George Bush, who is currently going through a sort of fraternity hazing wherein he has to perform a series of humiliating stunts to win the approval of the Republican Righ

Anything is possible on paper.

I am myself plus my circumstance, and if I do not save it, I cannot save myself.

Two heads are better than one.