Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever depths they were once able to plumb.

We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have.

Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal.

Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

For the first time we have a weapon that nobody has used for thirty years. This gives me great hope for the human race.

"The policeman isn't there to create disorder. The policeman is there to ________preserve disorder."

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

"Nuclear war would really set back cable."