If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Objectivity is to a newspaper what virtue is to a woman.

Porsche: there simply is no substitute.

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.