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An old Jewish man reads about Einstein's theory of relativity
in the newspaper and asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him.
"Well, zayda, it's sort of like this. Einstein says that if
you're having your teeth drilled without Novocain, a mi
Zanuck
Darryl F.
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into
the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Zappa
Frank
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
Zappa
Frank
Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.
Zappa
Frank
"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income
parents' lives a misery."
"... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears
because of what you just said."
"I want you to picture the face of Zelazny Roger
It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within the municipality.
Zeuxis
A woman's a woman until the day she dies, but a man's only a man as long
as he can.
Zimmer Marion Bradley
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
Zoso
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Zukav Gary
Things are not always what they seem.
Zwart
Elizabeth Clarkson
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Random Quote
In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud."
And there was mud.
And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud
can see what we have done."
And God created every living creature that now moveth, and 
Kurt Vonnegut
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