Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Well, he thought, since neither Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them... Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced only by Masters of the Universal Way of

There is no proverb that is not true.

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth.

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.

"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director f